The most ironic Watchtower quote - proving they are not directed by Jehovah
Millions Now Living Will Never Die ------J.F. Rutherfraud, 1920
The most ironic Watchtower quote - proving they are not directed by Jehovah
by jwfacts 30 Replies latest watchtower bible
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Mary
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slimboyfat
Isn't there a better quote that says something like:
"Jehovah will confound the false prophet by not making their prediction come true."
Slim
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avengers
You've probably seen this one before, but what the heck.
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jwfacts
Avengers, I have to ask, is that a real Golden age quote?
Sounds crazy, but you never know with the Golden Age. -
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heathen
That's such a good quote there . They will say they didn't prophesy but it's clear to anybody that they did , so what does that mean ? Exactly what it said it means , they don't have Gods truth or spirit . My God what a twisted logic they use .
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Shawn10538
I called the HQ twice about this as two different characters. The first guy said, get this, "I don't know who this is talking about. We don't even know who wrote it." So I pressed him a bit further, then he said, "I said I don't know, do you want me to make something up?" I said, "Did I deserve that sarcasm brother?" CLICK
The second guy said, "1968? Wow that's really old! Why are you reading WTs that are so old? We've never even had someone ask this question before - you are the only one. Why does it bother you brother. Have you been reading things off the internet? Write in, and we'll try to answer your question." CLICK
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jeanV
the book Life Everlasting in freedom of the sons of God is a gem. page 44 paragraph 22 and 23 beats all of them. I do not have it in English, if anyone does, please post those two paragraphs here. they are hilarious.
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jwfacts
Leo, thanks for the scan, that is hilarious. Now we know why there have never been Asian Governing Body members, their small noses make them unfitting to govern.
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jwfacts
JeanV, I have found it:
"Before God created anything new, a woman, God left the man free to determine wheter there was a suitable companion for him among all the lower animals. He did not oblige the man to go seeking a companion among them, thus requiring the use of much time on the man's part, but Jehvovah God brought the various beasts of the earht and the flying creatures of the heavens before man. God gave the man the freedom to name these creatures. But the perfect man, created in God's image and according to God's likeness, was not inclined to bestiality. He merely acquainted himself, unafraid, with them and named them, but he found among them no suitable companion for himself." Life Everlasting in freedom of the sons of God p.45-46 paragraph 22 and 23
Well thank goodness Adam was not into bestiality, or none of us would be here. I wonder what God would have done had Adam hooked up with a Giraffe. It does not say God did not forbid it. It actually would have been quite good for Adam. Since he was never going to die, but the animals were, he could have had a new "wife" every 50 years or so.
