I'm boring.
I've lived in the same city since I was born.
I went to college in this same city.
I've never been farther away from Indiana than New Orleans (that's gonna change soon-I'm going to Vegas for a business meeting in October.)
I've never smoked a cigarette in my life (and never will).
I've never tried illegal drugs (and never will).
I've never been arrested. I've gotten one warning ticket for having a break light out.
I always wear my seatbelt.