by minimus 344 Replies latest jw friends
Im fat
Im bald
Im 42 and live with my parents
Im about to become the worlds first ex JW serial killer..
My ambition is to direct a horror movie about a killer who kills people listening to Seasons In the Sun by Terry Jacks.
Everything i just typed is untrue. But i never ever ever admitted to liking ABBA and for some reason it doesnt hurt to say it anymore. There i said it i like ABBA...Why do i hope few ppl will read this.............
I love antiques.
I'm the child of parents who were forced into marriage. Not arranged - forced.
im a wicked-good guitarist
I can speak Albanian ,used to have a drug habit and play guitar in a band .....and I was born upside down...i.e I have a big nose and a small penis.....and like Leolaia I have a thirst for the arcane...she is fairest among thousands,altogether lovely
I pee in the shower.
I pee in the shower.
Good.
You'll never have athlete's foot. LOL!
I love anchovies on my pizza, I almost died in Spain I think I’m too grumpy most of the time I hate the sound of girls filing their nails I saved 3 little girls from a house fire when I was 16 I am a closet Abba fan When I was 24 I had an affair with a woman who was twice my age I’m a gun collector and I reload all my ammunition I hate reality T.V. shows I love getting post cards from friends who are on vacation I hate watching sports on T.V. I like to do my own oil changes on my cars I’m a republican
This may come as a shock to you all, but my real name isn't brinjen and I used to be a jehovah's witness!
I absolutly love the smell of guy armpits. Not like I've-been-camping-funk, but natural skin & sweat.
Also, when I go grocery shoping, I hope to find other shopper's abandoned lists. I save them. The best one I found listed: brandy, meat, rat poision.
Armpits and shopping lists...this must be why I am not married.
