When is God going to kill all the atheists? (page 5)

BizzyBee

Damn! I was gonna say next Tuesday...right around tea time...however, since that's already been said...I'll say:

He is already killing all the atheists...one at a time. He cleverly is also killing the believers one at a time. Pretty sneaky, huh?

ex-nj-jw

It's just around the corner, not much longer; could be any minute, hour, day, week, month, year............But you still have time!

nj

ex-nj-jw

It's just around the corner, not much longer; could be any minute, hour, day, week, month, year............But you still have time!

nj

Edited; sorry double post

eclipse

I'm not sure, but I know it's before or after he kills the gays and lesbians, definately before he kills the Satanists.
Kwin

What happens if you happen to be both, or all of the above?

nvrgnbk

I'm a lesbian atheist trapped in a man's body with Satanic( metaphorically speaking, of course) leanings.

Where does that leave me?

5go

If God manifested himself to Ex JW athiests the athiests would try to convice God that he didnt exist.

Athiest to god : Do you really exist ? God to athiest : yes and no, by the way your ok in my books. It's those damn christians that have some explaining to do. Athiest : Cool, You want a beer. God : No, thank you, want a blunt.

Blueblades

In the immortal words of the Great Pharoah "Who is Jehovah that I should listen to his voice, I don't know Jehovah ....WOW! Did he get his ass kicked...

If you believe that I got a bridge for sale.

God! God! As in God-Dam! OMG! Oh My God! More! More! OMG! AAHHH! God-Dam that was good! OMG I can't believe you said that! Lets do it again before God kills us. Hey God Loves YOUUU and he needs money...George Carlin then he going to put you in hell.

Hell if he can kill the first-born no problem with killing the Atheists. OMG it's happening now AAAAAHHHHHH! Dead Silence.

What the matter, can't you take a joke!

Blueblades

Paralipomenon

I have it on good authority that millions of athiests now living shall never attain to eternal life.

Therefore we must advertise, advertise, advertise, the destruction of the unfaithful.

It is now with great excitement that I announce that we shall take on a new name. Henceforth let it be known throughout the earth that we are "Jehovah's Damned"

*thunderous applause*

Thank you, thank you, now go sell my books.

greendawn

The problem is that the atheists have been reading too much in the bones of "homo" habilis and homo erectus. That's where we go from fully ape to fully human, no inbetween stages and homo erectus is homo sapiens. Apes don't have a spiritual or cultural life.

When is God going to kill all the atheists?

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