What does an MS do?

by Mrs. Witness 23 Replies latest jw friends

  • ferret
    ferret

    Nvr that sums it up real good...my laugh for the day.

  • JH
    JH

    Poor MS

    alt

  • JH
    JH

    Going up the theocratic ladder

    alt

  • ButtLight
    ButtLight

    Ok JH, are ya practicing for the ABC fest around the fire or what?

  • JH
    JH

    I don't fart I swear !!! Ask college girl and whyamihere

  • JK666
    JK666

    BigWilly nailed it (gag, choke)

    JK

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    his nose and tongue must be prepared to get brown

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    I was an MS and never did this (honestly!) -- we were never told to do this.

    They spy on dubs at the meetings and report to the elders, any dubs without the right mags and books or ones who haven't highlighted the meetings bits.

    Regarding this, I doubt the "and better" part:

    They are usually bigger and better idiots than the elders.
  • Stealth453
    Stealth453

    Nvr pegged it again.....as he always does.

  • Mrs. Witness
    Mrs. Witness

    Finally asked hubby if he was trying to be an MS. He said that he would LOVE to but that it took a big time committment and that he wasn't sure that he wanted to be away from the family that much (HA HA). It was confirmed for me this weekend, though, that he seems to be viewed as such anyway. We went to a JW funeral and Mr Used Car Salesman (aka the Annoying Elder) was not in attendance. So many people asked hubby where UCS was that I asked hubby "was it your turn to watch him?". Then on Sunday morning (and this was not the first time) I heard him on the phone to one of his friends, "making sure" he was awake. I asked hubby why he called him, and he said, "Brother Sleepy some times has trouble getting up". I just rolled my eyes.

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