Here are some of the answers I would supply if they ever shoved one of those applications in my face:
I listen to a lot of rap music, including 50 Cent. In fact, The Massacre by 50 Cent is my favorite CD. I also have more than 500 rap CDs, plus numerous heavy metal CDs from the late 1980s and early 1990s including Skid Row, Slaughter, and Metallica. Great music.
I have images of lesbian porn in my computer, and I sometimes watch that. Good viewing.
My service hours in the past six months have been precisely zero. Why? Because I don't give a fxxx. Also, I have no intention of ever going in service again.
Some of my favorite reading material include Crisis of Conscience by Raymond Franz, science material that refutes the Watchtower Society's position on many issues, and books about ancient Greek philosophy including Aristotelian philosophy. I have read some of the books by Frank Wallace, who is a follower and believer in Aristotelian philosophy about minimalist rules and regulations. Those books make much more sense than anything the Puketower Society has ever put out.
I insist on taking my Ouija board with me, along with a Christmas tree and as many decorations as I can fit in the room. I also want to start a side business of making and selling Christmas decorations while in Beth Hell, for the purpose of stumbling as many other Beth Hellites as possible into celebrating Christmas. I also intend to play Christmas music out loud during the "family" meals to disrupt the Kingdumb Maladies and the prayers, and some rap music when Christmas music is out of season.
Hopefully that will be the last time they ever shove one of these in my face.