you own more than one highlighter...in different colors...and can't read a magazine without one nearby.
In Your Best Jeff Foxworthy Voice.....
by AK - Jeff 17 Replies latest social humour
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nvrgnbk
If you spend days at a baseball stadium, never see a
ball and don't even
have a beer.
belong in the same
sentence. -
OnTheWayOut
Some of my favorites:
If "pioneer" is not a stereo.
"new light" is not something in the housewares department
"tract" has nothing to do with land or farming.
If you know when Nisan 14 of the Jewish Calendar lands in the Gregorian
calendar from year to year, and yet you commonly forget your own birthday.If you can't buy a pair of shoes without thinking about how comfortable
they will need to be while walking residential streets in 95 degree heat.If you realize things are getting worse and you're thrilled.
new one: If your son or daughter announces that they decided not to go to
college, and you cheer. -
DJK
You might be a Jehovah Witness if.......
You think you could die from masturbating.
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Jim_TX
You might be a Jehovah Witness if.......
You plan your vacations around annual conventions.
You pass up all of the 2-door and convertible autos at the car lot, in favor of a 'more suited for field service' 4-door or van.
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eclipse
You walk proudly wearing dress clothes with a name tag and you believe others stare because they think you're a wholesome person.
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erandir
you practice reading anything and everything aloud trying to imitate the readers of the Watchtower and Awake on CD
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AK - Jeff
You spend two months in the Spring inviting people to a religious convention in a city 300 miles away.... and actually think some of them will come to it.