LOL!!!!
But what's sad is when they graduate your wife will get 100% of the credit for doing a great job of raising "your" kids. Both my wife's and my family can not even wrap thier brain around the "mr mom" concept. They do not have an area in thier brains to process such an idea therefore it does not exist in thier realities. They stopped their social and cultural evolution somewhere around 1954.
Heavens forbid if we might show a hint of frustration sometimes.