I think Little Drummer Boy is "down in the dumps" a little bit, and needs some cheering up. As some of you know, he recently graduated from college (with a 4.0 GPA - I always have to brag on him about that!) and started his job as Systems Administrator on August 1st.
He works really hard and thinks a lot about his job, because he's super-conscious about doing good work. He's getting kinda stressed about it because he has a lot of responsibility on his shoulders, and a lot of people breathing down his neck to get stuff done.
I knew if anyone could cheer him up, it would be you guys; 'cuz you're all cool and funny and witty.
(If you're really nice, he might let you staple something with his new Swingline stapler!!)