"we're not hiding anything" says the Bro on the Service Desk (page 3)

flipper

Thanks for the numbers you guys and gals, I will call on Monday and act like I've been totally offended by this because you know my family is in it and someone started studying with me and lol, I'm being stumbled by this. Will let you know how it goes!! Believe me, I will stay on topic Amos!, Peace out, Mr. Flipper

johnny cip

a couple of tips for calling bethel. you can use the same question over many calls, just by asking the operator for different depts. ie. service,building, real estate, writing,maintanace, shipping, legal, accounts, kingdon services, etc. plus you can USE any bethelite name you know and try to get them on the phone by name. when talking to someone always ask thier name . they will next to never give it to you( something to hide) but press for their name embarrass them . saying like you asked my name congo. etc but you don't have a name. and press it . if you fail ask for their DESK ID # ie. S.D.S or L.G.E. they are very tricky and secretive on the phone. you have to really press. happy calling and don't be scared of them. control every conversation. at all costs

moshe

Thanks for those tips John, for calling Bethel.

ozziepost

A suggestion: try and avoid using that "theocratic language™" - it'll help you leave the borg.

OK, back to topic.

carla

I called NY years ago, why don't they give their names? They asked for mine isn't it just good manners to tell us theirs?

Same at the doors they won't tell you their name or even what org they are with without prying it out of them, then they finally admit they are jw's.

johnny cip

again guys ; calling bethel is easy. just know your topic inside and out. and keep on topic. the operators are nothing but switchboard operators. they care less what your calling about,or what dept/person you want to speak with. they just switch you tho. the guys in writing ,service are dummies. and don't know last months wt study. never give your congo. or hall just say you have studies and have questions. this way you don't have to give to much info about your self. anyone that has the nerve to call and pressure them will learn /enjoy that these guys are full of $hit. have fun.

Sunspot

If you call more than once, does your number show up on their caller ID.....and then THEY have somebody show up at your house to cut your phone cable?

johnny cip

BTTT

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abbagail

This was an absolute hoot of a thread. Too funny. Great job.

Wondering if Mr. Flipper ever called 'em and put them through the mill?

And Johnny Cip, what a riot. Great "WTBTS Calling Tips," LOL.

Do you record your calls? You should have a website of audio files of your calls to HQ, lol. Love to hear 'em lie firsthand.

/ag

(I guess it depends on phone recording laws in whatever state).

"we're not hiding anything" says the Bro on the Service Desk

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