Your favorite expressions for JW's

by MsBHaving 13 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  MsBHaving

  I saw a post earlier that someone did asking for favorite screen names on JWD.

  I would like to start one on favorite expressions for JW's.

  Copy the list below/add to the bottom and repost to keep the list together....

  Two of my favorite are:

  1. Witlesses

  2. Field Circus
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  DJK

  I call em Jehovah Jumpbugs, bible thumpers and holy rollers. I have more but they cant be posted on the JWD. DJK
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  journey-on

  1. Witlesses

  2. Field Circus

  3. JDubs

  4. Drones
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  OnTheWayOut

  I love "field circus" and will use that some.
  I simply call a spade a spade.

  Recruiting
  cult member
  indoctrinated
  the religion (instead of "the truth")

  Oh, I love how they are so upset if the religion or it's place of
  worship is referred to as the "church." Just use that to upset a JW.
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  NotaNess

  Im on my phone, so I cant copy n country paste, but I like..... "anti-christ"
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  NotaNess

  my phone automatically throws in words and I didnt review it oooopppss! "country paste" :) isnt that what they use down south when you have a butt rash?
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  WTWizard

  • Jehovah's Witlesses
  • Hounders and hounder-hounders
  • Big boasting session (1-day assembly)
  • Great boasting session (2-day assembly)
  • Grand boasting session (3- or 4-day assembly)
  • Puketower and Asleep magazines
  • Crapmorial or Supreme Boasting Session (Memorial)
  • Kingdumb Malady or Kingdumb [a word that cannot be posted here]
  • Kingdumb Hell
  • Kingdumb Misery (for the KMs)
  • Theocraptic Misery "School(??)"
  • Boasting session (a regular meeting)
  • Wastefest (any of the assembly parts or meetings)
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  RollerDave

  1. Witlesses

  2. Field Circus

  3. JDubs

  4. Drones

  Dubbies, dub-ettes and lil dublets.

  Field Misery.

  Da Troof.

  b0rg.

  the Deceiver Sect.

  Witchtower Babble and Trick society

  RD
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  MsBHaving

  Thanks guys, these are a riot. I really needed a chuckle today Keep em coming
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  Frequent_Fader_Miles

  How about these:

  1. Circuit Overbear

  2. The Borganization