Please open your bibles to Revelation...
That's Revelation Chapter 8 and Verse 1 (sounds just like you're at the hall, doesn't it?)
Revelation 8:1 (NWT) "And when he opened the seventh seal, a silence occurred in heaven for about a half hour."
Proof from the bible that there will be no women in heaven!
by erandir 12 Replies latest social humour
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JeffT
I think I still have a woman looking for me with a gun after quoting that on another board.
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John Doe
Yeah, and women won't be allowed alcohol. Remember Luke 5:37 about not putting new wine in old bags. ;-)
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erandir
JeffT: My wife told me this one. She heard it from a friend at the hall. His deadpan delivery was flawless, as usual.
JD...funny
It's a shame, though....I was just beginning to enjoy life. And now I can foresee this thread will be the death of me.
Maybe the following disclaimer will improve my chances:
To those of you of the fairer sex...I mean no harm. Just some good-natured, tongue-in-cheek humor here.
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JeffT
erandir: the gal looking for me is a general in the Royal Thai Army. She's a black belt in karate and her standard carry is a .50 cal Desert Eagle. She knows more ways to kill us than we can think of to die. I'm pretty sure she was joking...
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erandir
erandir: the gal looking for me is a general in the Royal Thai Army. She's a black belt in karate and her standard carry is a .50 cal Desert Eagle. She knows more ways to kill us than we can think of to die. I'm pretty sure she was joking...
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sweetstuff
erandir: the gal looking for me is a general in the Royal Thai Army. She's a black belt in karate and her standard carry is a .50 cal Desert Eagle. She knows more ways to kill us than we can think of to die. I'm pretty sure she was joking...
See what happens when you piss off the superior sex?
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5go
erandir: the gal looking for me is a general in the Royal Thai Army. She's a black belt in karate and her standard carry is a .50 cal Desert Eagle. She knows more ways to kill us than we can think of to die. I'm pretty sure she was joking...
Karate is a waste of an art and .50 desert eagles are weak. Thai army I am a general in the Thai army beside their are thati martail arts the beat karate why didn't she learn them. Say hello to my litte friend.
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erandir
See what happens when you piss off the superior sex?
Please forgive me! It was done in the name of humor.
