Boy howdy! I pulled a foe paw for sure!

by Gregor 23 Replies latest jw experiences

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  JWdaughter

  My son is 7 now and VERY into using his small spanish vocabulary on anyone who is black, hispanic, eastern european, jewish. . .basically anyone who isn't blond and blue eyed. A sheepish shrug is all I can get out mostly.

  I am always sticking my foot in it. My beautiful niece is in some sort of woman power phase-she is stunning and glowing and looks really beyond her normal loveliness. Women sometimes go through these extra gorgeous phases when she is really feeling her mojo. . .well, I asked her if she is pregnant (i know better!!) It gets worse. Somehow I got privy to the sex history of my neice (not promiscuous at all) and her mom (a basketball team was mentioned, thats all I can say!), my other sis in law (who was smart enough not to reveal more than the obvious two husbands). It was all good natured, but way TMI!!!
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  Wordly Andre

  My wife just told me about something that happend to her last week, a really rough looking woman walked into her flower shop ordered an arrangement, wrote out the deliver to address it was to a girl, my wife asks how would you like to pay for this sir, the woman says it's miss, thank you, my wife said she turned so red and almost started crying, she said this lady looked like a man, she was wearing shirt, jeans and boots, and she was dirty like she was working on a car. I didn't know it was a woman!!!
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  chickpea

  my hair started turning white while i was still in high school....so by the time my last child was born i had pretty much moved past the salt and pepper stage to being blindingly white haired......

  at a CA , i had to move out of the auditiorium with my fussing infant and a patrolling attendant remarked what a lovely grandchild.....

  my remark, in the fatigue generated by the folderol of traveling over an hour with multiple kids and all the requisite gear to pull off a righteous assembly, was: i WISH this were a grandchild because that means her mother would have to nurse her......

  he left me alone after that
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  AK - Jeff

  Gregor - My wife and I love trains, and want to take another trip to the NW sometime. Before we do, perhaps we can find out what routes you are on and when and meet you there - that would be great. I am assuming Amtrak is the line you work. If not, perhaps you could share that with me before we leave and we could 'side trip' on your line for a day?

  Jeff