google as oracle or medium

by Hortensia 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    as I said on another thread, I like to google for the hell of it. I frequently ask google questions just to see what the answer will be. For instance, once I asked google "what kind of an idiot am I?" at a time when I was provoked with myself. The first thing to pop up was a musician's personal website with a test which tells you what kind of an idiot you are. It turns out I am a f***ing idiot, the sort of person who thinks Carrot Top is funny. Actually, I don't think Carrot Top is funny, but the test was fun.

    I asked it once why the hell someone doesn't just tax all religions and get it over with. Got all sorts of good links. I don't actually have that much time on my hands - so I figure why waste time with ouija boards or tarot when google is so easy?

  • wednesday
    wednesday

    he he

    I do the exact same thing,

    I google things that I think about and I always find,

    someone else has thought about them too.

    google is incredible

  • PEC
    PEC

    There is nothing new under the sun. Ecclesiastes 1:9-14 NIV

    Philip

  • jaguarbass
    jaguarbass

    I do like you ask google questions. It tells me life is meaningless and there is no God.

  • prophecor
    prophecor
    DANIEL 12:4

    But you, Daniel, keep this prophecy a secret; seal up the book until the time of the end, when many will rush here and there, and knowledge will increase.”

    Google is about the smartest thing I've seen on the internet.

    There's nothing I've submitted that it does not know.

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    Hey folks, I've been offline (gasp!) for 24 hours! Thanks for responding - glad to know I'm not the only one who does that! Hi PEC and Barbara!

  • PaulJ
    PaulJ

    I google alot to be honest. So, whats everyones laast google? Mine was looking for hyper religious poetry for my bothers wedding anniversary card (being brought up as JW's, this is an in-joke) Great idea for a thread Hortensia, you f***ing idiot lol (you know im kidding right?) lmao

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    well, I have it on the authority of the internet that that is the kind of idiot I am - and we all know the internet is always right!

  • PaulJ
    PaulJ

    google never lies to us!!! in google we tust...

  • PaulJ
    PaulJ

    do u have a link so I can find out what kind of idiot i am???

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