boring Friday night

by John Doe 16 Replies latest jw friends

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  John Doe

  To kill the thread,
  Or not to kill the thread.
  That is the question.
  To compose a post so annoying as to stifle further dialogue and send the thread to a deep sleep, so many have chosen. But what happens after the thread lies buried in the collective depths of memory like so much lost binary code? Ah, that's the rub! To suffer the uncertainty of a completely baseless thread in the death throws of tackiness, or to murder it once and for all with a post so vile as to render further comment incriminating to the poster? I know not.
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  changeling

  Dear John:

  Here on the sofa I'm sitting upon

  I find myself bored

  and I've started to yawn.

  So tell me dear John

  will you come along

  if I throw a party

  and stay up until dawn?

  changeling
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  prophecor

  If it wasn't for the fact that ya' holler Hallelujah

  I never woulda' wondered what it takes to sock it to ya'

  In the middle of the moment

  yesterday no tomorrow

  all you ever wanna speak on is the money that I borrowed

  If you stop to reason why I'm takin' all your paper

  You'll come to the conclusion

  I'm a Kingdom Hall escaper

  So before you fall victim to the Kingdom Hall connection

  You better go and sign up for some Witness Protection

  Yeahhhh Boiiiiiiiii!!!!!
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  John Doe

  We gowen to a party now,
  Bringen boos and cranken it loud.
  Then they turn the lights down low,
  Tell me can you feel the flow?

  Of the tin-ge-lin jin-ge-ling in your soul
  and the mis-ten pow-er of the ebb and flow
  of the WA-ter-man?

  Tonight we're gonna feel all right
  kicken-back and playing things tight
  And when they turn the lights down low,
  they pen-e-tra-ting in our souls

  with the tingeling jingeling pleasing
  of the mis-ten pow-er of the ebb and flow
  of the Wa-ter-man.

  The Waterman rules the night.
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  changeling

  In his sometimes incoherent ramblin's on

  I think we may learn somethin' about John.

  Who he realy is, is a mystery that confounds,

  but in his mussings the truth may be found.

  Is he a tinker, a tailor, a candelstick maker?

  A lawyer, a writer, a gentelman?

  No, my dear friends!

  He has fooled us again!

  And know he claims to be the Waterman!
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  Mincan

  I'm so socially retarded I'm at home getting drunk and high (and becoming a chronic masturbator, what can I say the weed makes me extremely horny) at the same time, well I mean I'm done now but... yeah I wonder why I'm so socially retarded? I'm not being sarcastic...rarely am.
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  John Doe

  Wow, I was writing some weird shit last night! Must've been the lack of sleep this week. ;-)