Validation of JCanon's claims!

by Paralipomenon 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • Paralipomenon
    Paralipomenon

    I understand that many have been scoffing at JCanon's latest posts and mathematical calculations, but I thought I would dig a bit deeper, to see if there was any underlying truth to his claims.

    First take a look at his handle here:

    JCanon

    In ASCII, the popular format for internet text (not giving in to that heretic unicode nonsense) you can render his name in three ways:

    Decimal system
    74, 67, 97, 110, 111, 110
    Hex
    4A,43,61,6E,6F,6E
    Oct
    112,103,141,156,157,156

    So lets add these up using their respective formulae.

    Decimal: 569
    Hex: 239
    Oct: 1071

    Total: 1879

    OMG THAT'S THE YEAR THE WATCHTOWER STARTED PRINT!

    I think in light of this new insight, people should pay closer attention to what JCanon has to say!

  • AK - Jeff
    AK - Jeff

    Para - you tickle the living sh*t outa me! LOL

    Jeff

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    And if you add up the digits in 1879, you get
    1+8+7+9 = 25. Add those again to get to a single digit- 2+5 = 7.

    7 is representative of heavenly perfection (or some such nonsense)
    so he certainly should be listened to.

  • Uzzah
    Uzzah

    Unfortunately your numbers can't work since "JC Anon" is an abbreviation of his full name (while off his meds), namely Jesus Christ Anonymous. Other wise it is just plain Gary.

    It is really too bad that in 10 years he is still suffering from the same dilusional thinking. Who would think that a man lying in a dumpster would have the instant revelation that he is Jesus Christ incarnate by day and female impersonator by night. Oh let's not forget the infamous JIOR group and their fleet of black helicopters.

    There is a thin line between genius and insane. Gary likes to skip rope on the line. Brilliant mind deluded by mental illness.

    Don't feed the insanity. The guy needs help.

    Uzzah

  • Scully
    Scully

    Rule #1 of psychiatric nursing: Do NOT enter the patient's delusions. Do NOT feed the patient's delusions. Do NOT buy in to the patient's delusions.

    These rules are for our own benefit as much as the patients' benefit. Seriously.

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    I'm with Scully on this one.

    It was funny, Para.

    But JCanon needs us to keep smacking him upside the head with reality.

  • Shawn10538
    Shawn10538

    According to Isa. 7:14, originally attributed to be a prophesy about Jesus (because , you know it says that the child would be called Immanuel, and if you change the I to a J, then the first m to an e, then the second m to an s, then the a to a u and then the n to another s, then you dlete the rest of the letters, you have a true prophesy about Jesus!) Well, what if we were wrong about that. I have proof that Immanuel really stands for JCanon: Instead of changing the letters to Jesus, just chnge the letters to JCanon, so that Immanuel = JCanon. Then just dispose of the extra letters like before. I know, this is extremely convincing, so take it in slowly, then hand your life over to JCanon, starting with your bank account.

  • fresia
    fresia

    He actually puts a lot of work into his posts, and some are very interesting, I don't find anything he does to be harmful and although some posts are long and very mathamatical, I tend to always take some little point away.

    He really believes in everything he is doing.

  • What-A-Coincidence
  • sweetface2233
    sweetface2233
    But JCanon needs us to keep smacking him upside the head with reality.

    I say we throw him overboard on the Apostacruise.

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