Bored...So I just called Ted Jaracz...

by deaconbluez 21 Replies latest jw friends

  • Wordly Andre
    Wordly Andre

    going to a conference, HA HA HA you would think if anyone in Bet-hell can answer your question it surely would be him!

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    I'd like to shake your hand some day, deaconblz.

    Well done!

  • zack
    zack

    Gee, I thought even Almighty God was never too busy to listen to even to the least of men. You'd think His only Channel of communication on Earth would have the same attitude.

    "Rabbi, tell us when these things will be and what will be the sign of your presence and of the conclusion of the systems of things?"

    "Fellas, I was about to answer with an inscrutable riddle, but I have decided to refer you to my Office of Public Information. That way I can't be blamed for your misinterpretation of

    my prophecies."

  • VM44
    VM44

    He wanted to know my name, phone number, e-mail address, WHY I wanted this information.

    You would think you were asking about classified information concerning WMDs!

    --VM44

  • flipper
    flipper

    Deacon- Did Teddy sound really paranoid, like oh $hit my tits in the wringer now ? Asking you all those personal questions, bet he wanted to know if you know where his secret pedophile database is !!? Did you denote a nervousness or quavering in his vocal demeanor ? Or was he the same confident, stoic, a$$hole we've all come to love to diss ? Peace out, Mr. Flipper

  • bigdreaux
    bigdreaux
    oh $hit my tits in the wringer now

    you guys better thank science i don't have photoshop. oh, the fun i'd have. lol

  • deaconbluez
    deaconbluez
    Deacon- Did Teddy sound really paranoid, like oh $hit my tits in the wringer now ? Asking you all those personal questions, bet he wanted to know if you know where his secret pedophile database is !!? Did you denote a nervousness or quavering in his vocal demeanor ? Or was he the same confident, stoic, a$$hole we've all come to love to diss ? Peace out, Mr. Flipper

    Nope, he just sounded like Walter Brennan (old grandpa). Not a bit of nervousness in his voice at all. You gotta remember that this is the guy that has been stopped by people with tape recorders on the street asking about the accusations that he once molested somebody. He is used to dealing with it.

  • Shawn10538
    Shawn10538

    Hey, let's all call Ted Jaracz this week!

  • Highlander
    Highlander
    You gotta remember that this is the guy that has been stopped by people with tape recorders on the street asking about the accusations that he once molested somebody.

    Really? Old Teddy likes to diddle little boys too?

    Sometimes I wonder how deep this rabbit hole really goes.

  • deaconbluez
    deaconbluez
    Hey, let's all call Ted Jaracz this week!

    Get ready for about 10 minutes of being on hold and 3 or 4 people picking up the phone saying, "Administration" before they apprehensively transfer you to him.

    The good part about it is that, while on hold, you get to hear Kingdom Melodies!

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