A Church to the FSM, and instead of a suit and tie everyone would have to wear pirate outfits.
Starting your own church.....
by oldflame 24 Replies latest jw friends
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nvrgnbk
It's already been started...
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reneeisorym
I know it must seem impossible but I think my church is perfect so there's no need to start one. I'm not trying to say that everyone is perfect or anything -- Just that considering we are all human, they are doing a terriffic job.
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greendawn
There are so many churches already. The emphasis should be on practising Christian ideology and not just clarifying it and knowing it. That has been the problem with churches up to now, too much focus on theory and little if any on the practice of that theory.
The church should have some good spiritually robust pastors to take care of the flock. Big responsibility like any public office. -
bebu
We'd have public burnings every Sunday after the service to eliminate demons and old tires.
I hope you won't start your church in our neighborhood! Burning tires smell horrible--and aren't good for the environment. Demons probably don't smell great either.
bebu
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DevonMcBride
" Make money. Make more money. Make other people make money. "
L. Ron Hubbard
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Madame Quixote
My church would be a non-smoking Philosophy Bar.
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Warlock
The Church of Mammon.
Believe what you wish, just leave a donation.
Warlock
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jaguarbass
First I would figure out the truth of the matter and then I would preach that.
The success of my church would depend on how many people I could get to fork over 10% or more.
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