Wait.... I know what it is!
Jehoba is waiting on a population increase from the vultures! Gonna be a lot of people to eat, that will require a lot of birds!
I know why the end didn't come yet.....
by JH 22 Replies latest jw friends
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Awakened07
I know what to do here:
I take on the apostasy of all of you (I "carry it on my back"), and then I go back to the hall and repent on behalf of all of you.
There's a precedent for that sort of thing somewhere, if I recall correctly - something along those lines, anyway.
And voilà! We're all saved and the big A can happen.
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Homerovah the Almighty
Nope he's searching for us in heaven cause he forgot where the heck he placed us....you know how the elderly can be at times.
The universe is a very big place so he might be awhile yet and thats why Jesus said no one knows of the date and time, he knows his father better than anyone else.
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sweetstuff
Nope he's searching for us in heaven cause he forgot where the heck he placed us....you know how the elderly can be at times.
The universe is a very big place so he might be awhile yet and thats why Jesus said no one knows of the date and time, he knows his father better than anyone else.
LMAO!
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