Stupid things that happened as a Witness...

by ballistic 33 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mindchild
    Mindchild

    bboyneko:

    One of those demons looks somewhat like the D.O. but on closer inspection the demons all look like they are having lots of fun, more than I can say for the average dub.

    Skipper

  • slipnslidemaster
    slipnslidemaster

    He SHIT himself?!??!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH.

    Slipnslidemaster:"It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar."

    - Jerome K. Jerome

  • waiting
    waiting

    A sister was going door-to-door, talked with another young woman.

    "Hello, my name is Mary, and I'm one of Jehovah's Witnesses."

    Householder (stoned) "Reaaaaally, I'm a vegetarian."

    Sister got away as fast as she could, went around the corner and almost pee'd her pants from laughing so hard. Oh, the householder became a jw - go figure.

    waiting

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    Thankyou Spike.

    I loved this: "Once the game is over,the king and the pawn go back into the same box." Brilliant.

    Great story mind child. (ROTFL)

    unclebruce going off topic to hand around flowers and chocolate ;)

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