You are all invited to a cocktail party! (page 2)

orbison11

"when i am good, i am very good,

but when i am bad, i am better" she said as she swashed in to the ballroom or was it just another room,,,,ah she had been to so many lately but this was the one she had so wanted to appear at......

hair of gold, eyes that sparkled,,,,,,now where is my champagne,,,,,oh yes, next to timothy

John Doe

Hey, why don't you all join me in a little song!

Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news
that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There
seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see
what happened?

(Witness):
Yeah, I did. I's standin' overe there by the tomaters, and here he
come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables,
nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t' Ethel, I said, "Don't
look, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already been incensed.

(Chorus)
Here he comes, look at that, look at that
There he goes, look at that, look at that
And he ain't wearin' no clothes

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
Fastest thing on two feet
Look at that, look at that
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin' give us a peek

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to show off his physique
Look at that, look at that
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique

(Reporter):
This is your action news reporter once again, and we're here at the gas
station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

(Witness):
Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin my car checked, he just appeared
out of the traffic. Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn't
have nothin' on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin'
her a cold drink. I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too
late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of
the shock absorbers.

(Chorus)
He ain't crude, look at

feelinsketchy

Hi Changeling.

Me and the Missus will be arriving in full formals in a Maybach Limousine. Between Vespers, (3 measures Gin, One of Vodka, 1/2 of Lillet with a slice of Lemon) we'll dance the night away to Cole Porter, Frank, and Billie Holiday perhaps with a little Sarah Vaughn mixed in. "Peel me a Grape" At breakfast, we won't discuss what took place the rest of the night, because we are far too fine a people to discuss such things.

Thanks for the thread. I really, really needed that.

FS

BFD

Boy, you really went all out. Like my tux? *Spin and turn*

Is A&W here yet? I'd like the first dance with her.

changeling

I"m so glad you sould make it orbison. You look dashing in that tuxedo! Can I get you a drink?

changeling

BFD!!!!! You make me squeal like a little girl!

orbison11

(hand on hip, throwing chest to the stars, with carved ivory cigarette holder in hand )

darling, can you not see i am 'the' woman of the room......

(lol tee)

wendy

changeling

Feelingsketchy, your choice in music is perfect. I'll add a little "salsa" to that and we'll really have us a party!

sweetstuff

Why thank you, a gift for the hostess, thought you might enjoy this basket of Lush bath products for after your guests leave. I am wearing a low back red cocktail dress, I arrive alone, no date, I am on the dance floor now! The band is playing my request, Umbrella by Riahanna. Having a great time, oh, someone cute dances my way.

You are all invited to a cocktail party!

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