So an old scotsman stumbles drunkenly towards home. He passed out under a shrub and lays there until morning.
Two schools girls stop and look at him, lying there.
The first one says "I wonder if it true what they say about men who wear kilts?"
The second girl says, "That true scots wear nothing underneath?"
The first one reaches down and carefully lifts up the hem of the kilt.
The girls look at each and wonder what the big deal is.
The second girl takes ribbon from her hair and ties a bow around "Little Scotty" and they continue on to school.
The drunk wakes up and goes to relieve himself. He looks down at "little Scotty" and exclaims,.
"I don't remember what happened last night but it looks like we had fun"
Calling all Kilted Brethren
by bigwilly 34 Replies latest jw friends
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Bobbi
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Low-Key Lysmith
This pic was taken just before I headed out to host a Single Malt Scotch tasting on Bainbridge Island, WA. The tartan is Stevenson. This is the kilt I wear for work when I host whisky events. The Oban distillery was founded by the Brothers Stevenson. It's the official Diageo Master of Whisky tartan.
This one is my family tartan (Campbell). Also taken before hosting a whisky tasting event.
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Lunatic Faith
Ahhh, the infamous Campbells! I love a man in a kilt!!
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doofdaddy
I'm a Campbell as well! Actually, Campbell is my middle name!!