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Saying: "I think the society may be wrong on this point." They'll automatically assume you came to that conclusion by seeing apostate information instead of... REACHING IT YOURSELF!!!
I remember once being scolded for suggesting one of the "simplified" arrangements the society was putting in place would not make things simpler for the average publisher.
Go therefore and baptize the people in the name of the father and of the son... what the hell, we just need to bring up the yearbook numbers!
Nope, lol! Don't recall the green one. Remember the green bible and the pink song book tho...my mom started studying in 1967 when I was 3
Shelli
"The important thing is to not stop questioning" Albert Einstein
Saying that you "wrote a letter to the Society".
- Jan
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"Doctor how can you diagnose someone with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and then act like I had some choice about barging in here right now?" -- As Good As It Gets
Asking an elder "How do you know you have Jehovah's spirit?"
When i tell them to fuckoff, they get suspicious.
"Did you know that Russell..."
"Did you know that Rutherford..."
"Have you read the Studies in the Scriptures?"
"Here take a look at this photocopy of this 1938 WT..."
"I went and registered to vote because of the 11/1/99 WT. Oh? That's not for the United States? Why doesn't it say that? oh. I'm disfellowshipped?"
"I don't care WHAT the CO's wife can't eat..."
"Yes, I'm vaccinated. Why?"
"Sure we let our kids go to the prom."
"How can you have two witnesses to a child molester?"
"The bound volume might say that but the original Watchtower doesn't."
Slipnslidemaster:"It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar."
- Jerome K. Jerome
These days, virtually any statement ending with a "?".
Expatbrit
Red Flag Apostate Phrase:
"Why don't you use two brain cells and think for yourself, dumbass!"
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"We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one
another." -Jonathan Swift
I felt i needed to say that because i got the none person silent treatment today, when i said hello one of my 'real friends' on the street. I can now understand why homosexuals feel the need to parade or act up.
