by compound complex 14 Replies latest jw friends
Spoonerism: noun; William A. Spooner - educator and clergyman;
the transposition of the initial sounds of two or more words.
Tairy Fales
Parrots and Ceas
Ward Hork
Kain Pillers
Fiscussion Dorum
Bretty Poy
Fan's Mest Briend
FAVE HUN! And please, leave no turn unstoned!
CoCo
Balking tird
Horn Cole
Queer Old Dean.
(still one of the best)
Hey.................
"Any 'two five eleven'-nis? Meet me at the nourt at coon - wanna show you ny mew rennis tacquet!"
CoCo Sportif
Professor to student:
"You've tasted the whole werm!"
my husband used to tell a long story about rindercella and her sugly isters, ending up with the clock striking 12 and reindercella slops her dripper as she runs down the stairs. I can't remember all of it - those were the funniest bits.
Feed Bucket. No wait, that's backwards isn't it. ;-)
Dear Hortensia,
Did not a stepsisty ugler wear pubies and rearls?
CoCorella
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
Also reminds me of a question someone asked me recently. Did God invent man, or did man invent God?
