Rub a dub you just made me spit out my juice!! lol (if my laptop breaks now from getting wet
Dobbie ...
My mind was going in so many directions from your comment ...
I'll just be good and say I hope you have everything cleaned up.
Rub a Dub
by loosie 22 Replies latest jw experiences
Rub a dub you just made me spit out my juice!! lol (if my laptop breaks now from getting wet
Dobbie ...
My mind was going in so many directions from your comment ...
I'll just be good and say I hope you have everything cleaned up.
Rub a Dub
Yes but i think it's your mind that needs cleaning up!
Acts of liberation:
1) Purposely singing the wrong verse (extra loud) of the kingdom song book.
2) Now bowing your head or saying amen for a kh prayer.
3) Going to college and getting a career
4) Masturbating without guilt.
Oh Dobbie ...
I'm just the harmless lovable Rub a Dub in the neighborhood .. that's all!
And I don't jump on the furniture or make unpleasant sounds when people visit.
Rub a Dub
I don't have a bras obviously but what I find liberating is watching some erotic art not vulgur pornography but something of aesthetic beauty especially when altered to make it look surreal. Anything escapist is good.
Lol Rub a dub glad i finished my drink now or it'd be spat out a second time!!
One day I let a magazine fall in a puddle after it rained.
I didn't pick it up either... I let it ther and felt sooo baaaad whilereading that same WT during a meeting. I held it thinking,
"If you only knew what I did to one of your brethren..." and looking around wondering if anybody had saw me drop the WT...
Ah, the nly time when paranoia felt good...
yes, I'm weird I know this.
One day I let a magazine fall in a puddle after it rained.
I didn't pick it up either... I let it ther and felt sooo baaaad whilereading that same WT during a meeting. I held it thinking,
"If you only knew what I did to one of your brethren..." and looking around wondering if anybody had saw me drop the WT...
Ah, the nly time when paranoia felt good...
Saywhat ...
Was your comment actually in answer to the bra question?
Rub a Dub
Even more liberating is when I find Watchtowers or Awakes laying around at work, using my permanent marker (I always carry one with me!) to write across the covers:
Find out what they DON'T want you to know at www.jehovahs-witness.com or www.silentlambs.org or www.freeminds.org
I've even written that on secular magazines that contain articles about JWs. Rather than supressing their "freedom of worship" or "freedom of expression", I exercise my own right to free speech.
Running out of toilet paper and the only thing in the vicinity is a Watchtower or Kingdom Ministry, tough choices... (True story, names changed to protect the innocent)