TENJOOBERRYMUDS

by John Doe 10 Replies latest jw friends

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  John Doe

  AFTER YOU READ THROUGH THIS YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TENJOOBERRYMUDS"..
  
  
  In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to
  learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following
  conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".
  
  With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in with the growing trend!!!
  
  Now, here goes...
  The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and
  room-service:
  
  Room Service (RS): " Morrin. Roon sirbees."
  
  Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
  
  RS: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
  
  G: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
  
  RS: "Ow July den?"
  
  G: ".....What??"
  
  RS: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"
  
  G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry... scrambled, please."
  
  RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
  
  G: "Crisp will be fine."
  
  RS: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
  
  G: "What?"
  
  RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"
  
  G: "I... don't think so."
  
  RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"
  
  G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes'
  means."
  
  RS: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we
  bodder?"
  
  G: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
  Fine...Ye s, an English muffin will be fine."
  
  RS: "We bodder?"
  
  G: "No, just put the bodder on t he side."
  
  RS: "Wad?!?"
  
  G: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."
  
  RS: "Copy?"
  
  G: "Excuse me?"
  
  RS: "Copy.tea...meel?"
  
  G: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."
  
  RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on
  sigh and copy... rye??"
  
  G: "Whatever you say."
  
  RS: "Tenjooberrymuds."
  
  G: "You're welcome
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  changeling

  Lucky for you I'm fluent in Nuyorican.

  Thank you vey much,

  changeling
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  LtCmd.Lore

  Hey JD, I think we stayed at the same hotel.
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  John Doe

  Yeah? ;-) Just to make things clear, I copied this from elsewhere on the web--it's not mine.
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  wednesday

  i worked for many years in medical so I have good ear.

  that was great, i figured it out before half way down. lol
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  Dorktacular

  That's what it sounds like when you call customer service or technical support for any large company.
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  snowbird

  I copied this and passed it on to my co-worker. We're both cracking up.

  Sylvia
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  eclipse

  That was very entertaining!

  Thank you for passing it along to us, JD
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  Leolaia

  That reminds me of one of my favorite stories, "Ladle Rat Rotten Hut".

  http://www.exploratorium.edu/exhibits/ladle/

  Be sure to play the audio.

  "Armor goring tumor groin-murders"...."A nervous sausage bag ice!"
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  changeling

  Leolaia: I loved that! Tenjooberrymuds for that!

  changeling