Hey Freddie, how're the worms treating you? Enjoying your dirt crown?
Actually, I went to heaven right after I died, so I wasn't conscience of anything that happened to my physical body.
IMPORTANT!!! WE HAVE BEEN WRONG ALL ALONG!
by deaconbluez 26 Replies latest jw friends
-
Freddy Franz
-
Hortensia
well, you know, I think I'll risk it just the same - present pleasure instead of delayed gratification.
-
Finally-Free
The JWs wouldn't let me back even if I repented™. I never donated any money so I'm useless to them.
Maybe Freddie could come along and put in a good word for me...
W
-
SacrificialLoon
Thank you for saving us from the fiery lake of gehenna good sir!
-
-
WTWizard
I also heard that I should run to the doctor and get a prescription for Paxil, without delay. Where? From a TV ad that was prepared by, and paid for by, the makers of Paxil! But that doesn't mean I am going to head out and get that prescription.
-
Nathan Natas
This quote is on the WT Library CD:
You Can Live Forever in Paradise on Earth
Chapter 30, "What You Must Do To Live Forever" and the page number of the 1989 edition bearing this statement is page 255
14
Do not conclude that there are different roads, or ways, that you can follow to gain life in God’s new system. There is only one. There was just the one ark that survived the Flood, not a number of boats. And there will be only one organization—God’s visible organization—that will survive the fast-approaching "great tribulation." It is simply not true that all religions lead to the same goal. (Matthew 7:21-23; 24:21) You must be part of Jehovah’s organization, doing God’s will, in order to receive his blessing of everlasting life.—Psalm 133:1-3.