OUTLAW`s New Vacuum Cleaner

by OUTLAW 37 Replies latest jw friends

  • RollerDave
    RollerDave

    A few years back the fellow that ran off with my first wife was selling vacuums.

    http://www.homedefensesystem.com/refs.htm

    I wanted to see this fellow do something useful with his life, so I let him come give us a demo.

    There's a little door the hose goes into, under that there's a roughly cylindrical bag.

    he sucked up ten lbs of sand, then five one inch steel ball bearings (with the VACUUM!,)

    Then he had us use our vacuum on the dirtiest part of our apt, just inside the front door.

    We went over it until we thought it was clean, then did the same amount of time two more times.

    He took his vacuum with ten lbs of sand, and five one-inch steel ball bearings, and just moved the power head five inches over our 'clean' spot and it picked up so much filth we were disgusted.

    Then he opened the little door with the motor running, and the ten lbs of sand, and the steel balls, and turned it upside down.

    That thing didn't drop a bit!

    Then he puts it on it's side and steps up on top of it, all 350lbs of him, and tells me the body has a lifetime warranty.

    We bought one.

    Ir was very costly, but we wanted his business to succeed, and we liked the vac, and it was named and promoted in such an endearingly jingoistic way, we HAD to.

    It's got a military-grade HEPA canister sticking out of its ass!

    If I had that, I could eat chili with impunity!

    But this was before the dyson was big, I sometimes wonder how the two stack up.

    Might have to see,

    RD

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa
    Purps..Me and my Vacuum are packing up and heading for Arkansas!..LOL!!...OUTLAW

    Ok, I will tell my lime green vacuum your purple one is coming, I hope they can get along ok.

    purps

    alt

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    RollerDave..That is one Heavy Duty vacuum..10lbs of sand and 1inch ball bearings....That thing could clean up a 2 vehicle collision..Car CrashRunning Away In Circles..LOL!!...OUTLAW

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Purps..Maybe we could breed them?..Your vacuum would have a litter of little hand held vacuums..LOL!!...OUTLAW

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa
    Purps..Maybe we could breed them?..Your vacuum would have a litter of little hand held vacuums..LOL!!...OUTLAW

    awwww, I cant post my comment.........

    comes out too vulgar!!!

    purps

  • jaguarbass
    jaguarbass

    Nothing like finding happiness in a good vacum cleaner, Outlaw.

    Sounds like you got a real quality product.

  • wings
    wings

    I can't believe I am so taken in by a vacuum thread!!

    I've heard that Dyson's are good, my sister has one. I have orecks, because they are light weight and I know how to take them apart and put them back together. That's my 2 cents....I'm a domestic goddess by the way.

  • marmot
    marmot

    Rollerdave, that vac you posed is a copy of a Tristar (formerly called the Compact).

    I sold Tristar last summer. It's a good design but they're overpriced. Incidentally, vacuum sales is very cult-like and we ripped on those Tristar imitators like JWs on Mormons.

    A word of caution to anyone who has an in-home vacuum demonstration, always ask for %50 off the listed price right off the bat, if not more.

    These things are marked up about %300 from the price the supplier pays. The price is also unrealistically padded so that the salesperson has room to wiggle without cutting into the company's profit. They'll usually negotiate down to %40 off the price because %40 is the salesperson's commission but there's even more padding in there. Big-shot closers sometimes even get %60 commission.

    In theory, I could make over a thousand dollars in commission on a single sale if we did what they call a "full-up, full-up" deal, meaning that the buyer didn't haggle, paid cash, and bought all the accessories. Those were few and far between, though, and we usually had to settle for "lowboats" where we might only pocket $50, which didn't even provide a living wage after paying for gas and taxes.

    My suggestion is to grind the company as hard as you can when the salesguy gets on the phone to his boss (this is a universal tactic they use to put pressure on the clients) but slip the salesguy a couple twenties after the deal is done. He might "forget" a few spare filters or something.

    But in all honesty, aside from the durability factor these multi-thousand demo vacs are no better at getting the job done than a Wal-Mart special. The rest is all marketing.

  • Honesty
    Honesty

    Talk about coincidences...

    My new girlfriend's name is Dyson.

  • SWALKER
    SWALKER

    How bored are you to start a thread about a vacuum cleaner??? LOL!!!

    Swalker (How bored am I to read it???)

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