Here's one. But I wasn't the one that got him drunk. Me and another ministerial servant, along with an ex-elder and another guy from our Kingdom Hall decide to all go to a Hank Williams, Jr. concert. For some reason, this concert was particularly wild. I remember seeing several topless women. The ex-elder, who drove all of us there, decided to go sit in his car because he was just too offended at what all was going on. He was dirty back-stabbing type. He was probably thinking about how he was going to tell the elders how 2 ministerial servants were at a wild Hank Jr. concert. Anyway, the other guy from our hall that was with us decided to start drinking a little. Then a little led to a lot. Before we knew it, he had taken his shirt off and was running through the arena waving a rebel flag. When the concert was over, he was nowhere to be found. We waited at the ex-elder's car for a looooong time, but still no sign of him. At the meeting the next day (Sunday), the dude's wife comes up and asks me if I have any idea where her husband might be, because he never came home. I was shocked and felt really bad. But he was the only one in the group that decided to drink. He showed up a few days later. Nobody knows where he went. LOL good times
J.W drunk stories= Dinner Ex-missionary spills wine all over calls me fat!!
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VanillaMocha73
Well, we had an elder at our home who consumed a 6 pack in short order and then was going to drive his 6 year old nephew around. I said no in front of the rest of the party and he was very angry with me. He df'd me not long after that. I think I embarrassed him... But I have seen more alcoholic JWs than not.
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Gopher
JK666 got DF'd for drunkenness, something which is quite common in the organization. He must have ticked off the elders somehow.
What about the ex-Bethelite elder in the District Convention parking lot drinking heavily near JK666 -- did he get punished?
What about the ex-Bethelite for whom Satanus hung wallpaper?
What about the elder on ABR's cruise?
Or the Bethelite elder at Finally-Free's congregation party?
Well, I guess if you're an elder you can get by with drunkenness. But if you aren't, you will get talked to (especially if seen in public).
Almost every presiding overseer I've known has had a large appetite for alochol.
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kwr
Maybe next time a JW comes to my door I will break out the Jim Beam and see what happens.
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Honesty
With all the crazy and ever-changing doctrines they have to accept without question do you really blame them for getting wasted?
They are already out of their minds with the guilt that the Watchtower Society lays on top of their shoulders.
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moomanchu
Jaydubyas, could and dew party wid da best of dem.
Maybe next time a JW comes to my door I will break out the Jim Beam and see what happens.
I think it would work! Matter of fact, maybe I'll throw on a suit, grab some mags and be over.
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Save My Soul
There were 3 very attractive, popular brothers in my area. Many sisters would come to their house. On any weekend, there were usually 12 women and my 3 buddies. Usually a few guys would come over as well. Dranking everyweekend. On a cold December night in LA, at about 1.AM about 25 people were there. A MS left after getting hot and heavy with a pioneer. He left and went to get a prostitute. He was robbed and stabbed by her pimp. .......and YES, he was drinking and driving. He told the elders he stopped to get a hamburger and was robbed. He gave a talk at my hall 2 months later.
I waved good-bye too him and fell asleep in the halllway. I woke up at sunrise, threw up on the floor and drove home.
All as a 21 YO. Being a JW was great. The wholesomeness wore off by 21, I was baptized at 13, and started pioneering immediately.
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Save My Soul
My friend was married in Vegas. About 3 couples went to a room and we drinked til morning. I was mixing wine, beer and hard liqueor. When the sun came up, we decided to walk the strip. As I stood up, I crawled to the bathroom and threw up. My wife carried me to the elevator (I fit in well because everyone in Vegas is drunk or asleep at 0500). I had a taxi take us back to our room at NYNY at 0600 and was forced to check into our new hotel later that morning. I slept 2 hours, went back to get my car (Rio, I think), then back to my original room to check out (LUXOR), then to the LV Hilton to check in.
I heard they woke up with different partners that morning.