OTWO, I ike your poem as well.
Here's a few more verses, based on some of their other,
slightly less significant, doctrinal changes over the years.
They are based on information on Quotes, and there is
plenty more ammunition on there.
http://www.quotes-watchtower.co.uk/home.html
Flip flop, flip flop
The people of Sodom aren't for the chop
But wait! Perhaps they won't be back
Oh yes they will! Let's change our tack
No they won't, we'll kill them off again
They're so long dead they won't feel the pain
We're certain now, the light shines clear
When paradise comes, they won't be here
Flip flop, flip flop
If we need blood, we'll take a drop
Oh no we won't, as we now think
That blood is something we should not drink
Well, maybe we can relax a bit
And not take whole blood, just parts of it
But we'll make it clear what can be used
So none of our members get confused
Flip flop, flip flop
Those pagan practices have to stop
We must never wear a cross
No more Christmas, it's such a loss
We cannot celebrate holidays
Or even acknowledge our own birthdays
Not being too strict, we'll draw the line
At wedding anniversaries, they're still fine
Flip flop, flip flop
Governments are clearly the men at the top
We used to think so, but perhaps we were wrong
And it's really been jah and his son all along
But wait a minute, it could still be
The worldly rulers at the top of the tree
Yes, we're sure now, we've had new light
It's very clear that our first thought was right
Flip flop, flip flop
We need this Douglas Walsh trial to stop
We are under pressure as the lawyer tries
To make us admit to telling lies
We daren't do that, so we'll put up a fight
Although it's obvious that he is right
We've prophesied falsely. there is no doubt
We must make sure our members never find out
I have to go out soon, but have a few ideas for other verses.
If anyone wants to add to these, feel free. I'll include anything
as long as it's sarcastic!
Trev