by Mincan 17 Replies latest jw friends
So next seasons District Convention I plan on doing something fun. Something that may make us all famous on YouTube.
Okay, I dress up as an ancient Israelite (quick body robe + beard), and during the drama I run out with a megaphone shouting "NO! I AM THE FAITHFUL AND DISCREET SLAVE!" and wait for the attendants to rush me.
I need volunteers to film it properly, for posting on YouTube, and I also need supporters to come with me and watch me.
Let's get this set up ahead of time.
I'm tempted!
LINDA
ROFL
You are my hero.
If they give me enough time before tackling me to the ground I might get in a few other sayings too, but we'll all plan that together later.
And I'm dead serious about this too.
Maybe I'll dress up like the guy from the scream/scary movie thing...
Stick with the bible-themed costume. That way you can better explain to the police that you weren't trying to incite panic but just distrupting a religious meeting. They would probably be more lenient toward you. If you wear the Scream-type costume, your intentions wouldn't be so easy to prove.
Oh...and wait till you get the right combination of stage "guards." Too many younger brothers would get to you quicker than if they were all 60 and over.
Also, wait till after lunch. People will be sleepier and not as quick to respond. Every last second you can squeeze out of this stunt is valuable.
Last, but not least, be sure to PM me with a link to the YouTube video.
I was gonna say dress up as Taze Russell, but you'd never get near the stage. Be sure to have plenty of your own witnesses with you, if you know what I mean.
yeah the scream idea was just because Im so obsessed about my halloween costume... :D first time evar!
Young whippersnapper! Kids these days...... Mrs flipper
At a convention I once attended the local crazy ex-JW showed up wearing a Burger King crown and walked through yelling "I'm your king!" Went in one side of the auditorium and out the other and wasn't touched.
As for your plan, I know for a fact that the assembly that you would go to has security set up at the main (and only) entrance. They're the ones that smile and greet you like you're entering WalMart, but they're actually watching for people who aren't wearing convention badges and people just walking in from the streets and they follow them.
Kwin
Young mincan, you have me laughing. I'll see you in Toronto and maybe we can talk more about this idea of yours.
BFD
