by serotonin_wraith 10 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
So, once Armageddon is over and the bodies are everywhere, the birds are supposed to feed on us.
Yet, shouldn't they be vegetarian in the 1000 year reign?
A quick snack before God sets it in stone? If so, the surviving JWs may be able to have a BBQ with any meat they find laying around from the destroyed supermarkets and butchers before they get told to give it up and eat fruit instead.
(But knowing me, I've probably missed something!)
That's a good one. I'll bet they try to say, they don't become "vegetarians" till near the end of the 1000 years
Maybe Jehovah will turn all the bodies into sunflower seeds. He's crazy like that.
Yes this is true but it is said that after God murders most of the inhabitants on earth and let the birds feast he will then murder all the birds after everyone
has been picked clean, this is in fulfillment of his prophecy.
God is surely a loving and just god.
Say, didn't he already murder all the inhabitants on earth way back in Noah's time ?
I think God has issues he needs resolved.
NEW LIGHT!!!! god actualy will have our miserable carcasses composted..to feed the gazillions who will be rising from the dead hourly.{yick}..to have gardens where the seas are now..dont need all of those pesky oceans,we need to raise food for the infidels that will be brought back dammit!!!!!!
I prefer to believe that the resurrected will come back as zombies - as in, "Live Forever in paradise Earth ... as a zombie! Bwuh-ha ha!" Then I just assumed that the shambling, dripping hordes will devour all us dead people so the Witnesses won't have to go stumbling all over us.
But then, I have been called weird a time or two.
Consider this: the smell of 5 billion bodies rotting in the sun! There's your ick factor right there. I should think the smell alone would make the survivors too ill to run from the oozing hordes I described. And since the actual number of people who have ever lived is more like 100 billion people (not 14 or 20 or whatever like the Society claims) where are all these resurrected people gonna go? Maybe Jehovah isn't going to resurrect them in shifts so much as let them live in shifts? I dunno.
I wrote an article about that last part at http://atheism.about.com/od/jehovahswitnesses/a/Resurrection.htm if you want to see. It's at Austin Cline's atheist web site.
Or you could just shrug and go with my "oozing hordes" theory. It's easier and more fun. Maybe I should add that to my own site. Hmmm...
IsaacJ
(But knowing me, I've probably missed something!)
Yes, you have. The surviving JW's will be turned into birds, and they will eat the bodies. It's not that hard to figure out.
You mean, feast on YOU.
Warlock
Good point!
I am sure that most JWs would say that the animals would not become vegetarians right away
They just make up things to explain away contradictions in their beliefs.
--VM44
...this point you bring up might be why the Watchtower suggested ANTIMATTER would be used to dispose of the bodies!!!
Never mind that the resulting energy release would vaporise most of the surface of the earth!
--VM44
