Here's your chance, caption time for Covers 13 (page 2)

COOL :-)

LINDA

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You too can be this happy - become an exJW!

ps - sorry I don't know how to format so that the text is on the magazine cover!!!!

Hi Enjoying Freedom, here's yours:

1) no more dramas...... instead orgies at district conventions to keep people awake

2) trophy wives of the governing body(used to hide the fact they prefer little boys)

3) all i wanted was to see the world, instead i got brainwashed

4)

5)what do you mean the end isnt comeing before retirement?

6) SWF seeks couples for no strings fun

7) governing body kiddie porn secrets revealed

8) just getting video proof for your judical committee

9) OK OK i watched a R rated movie