Ooh... someone doesn't like us!

by Simon 20 Replies latest jw friends

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  hawkaw

  Simon,

  Well .... hmmm ..... I went to the internet and looked at an UN site ... I went to the library and obtained facts that were in print .... I went to the NGO/DPI office and obtained their facts in writing (even though they aren't the nicest people I have ever dealt with)..... and then I went to a nearby NGO and received more facts ....... mastermind?? ..... Well I didn't fill out the applications did I ??? ...

  .... Hey eyebrow if you want to be the mastermind - go for it!!!!

  .... You take down posts Simon and have security????? If anyone ever took down a post on this board I would quit this db - this board lives on freedom ....

  ... Culprit??? .... hmmm .... This whole thing is so unreal to me. Its like what Metatron brought up once .... I feel like I am watching the Movie "Dumb and Dumber".

  On a bright side Simon, hits on your site are probably up ... you are getting good ratings!!!!

  hawk

  p.s. - Gee, and I never have been a Witness ....
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  safe4kids

  Hey! This could be fun, do we get to do like covert operations and stuff??? Altho, I don't know that these 'foes' are much of a challenge. Notice:

  They are all apostates, trying to shake us up. I KNEW it!

  Isn't the phrase "No shit, Sherlock" appropriate here?? Hehehehe

  Oooooh, we could have a secret anthem even..."We're JW.Com Apostates" (sung to the tune of that classic oldie "We're Jehovah's Witlesses")

  Ahhhh, the fun we could have with this....

  Dana (of the loves to have fun class)

  "...I'd walk with my people if I could find them..."

  Third Eye Blind, Deep Inside of You
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  lauralisa

  Eyebrow:

  Both of mine were late - ten days and fourteen days! I tried everything from the goofy to the downright strange, being desperate to avoid having to be induced.

  Castor oil, lots of sex, nipple stimulation (triggers prolactin (?) begging carpet cleaners to come do your entire house, no, not in a week, they must come right now or you'll completely freak; lemon sherbert, red raspberry tea....

  What worked for me, and I swear this is true, is swinging on a swingset for about an hour.

  hang in there (like you have a choice) lauralisa

  It's only water from a stranger's tear (Peter Gabriel)
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  Had Enough

  So its you hawkaw who is the culprit and mastermind who "created" all these original documents. You rascal you!!!!

  Ahaaaaa.....the thick plottens! : )
  They are all apostates, trying to shake us up. I KNEW it!

  and

  I type pretty fast, so later on today, I may try that.
  Beat them at their own game and expose them all.

  Good grief!!!!! I sure hope I was never this dumb when I was a JW. This really could be a sequel....."Dumb and Dumber2".
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  safe4kids

  and expose them all

  Does this mean we're all gonna get naked??

  Dana

  "...I'd walk with my people if I could find them..."

  Third Eye Blind, Deep Inside of You
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  Bridgette

  "Beat them at their own game and expose them all."
  okay, and, um, let me get this straight....expose us as what??? Apostates? real rocket scientists at work, there. Expose us for lying? WTBTS is the only one being exposed here. Expose us for spending excessive amounts of time on the internet? okay, that one I'm guilty of. Other than that, I'm utterly at a loss. What are they hoping to accomplish? The most anyone could do to us, is poison our family members still "in" against us. I grow tired of that tyrannic, unloving threat. I'm about ready to just tell my family members the truth about myself disagreeing with that ungodly religious corporation. And tell them the truth about their precious "mother"--you know, the one sitting astride the beast of all beasts (by their own definition)--the U.N.
  B.
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  pettygrudger

  This sounds like a child, trying to get in "good" w/whoever the post was sent to. She probably stumbled across this site looking for "good" jw boards and was horrified at what she saw. But, who wants to take bets that she keeps coming back again and again and again and again? :)
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  closer2fine

  According to bboyneko there are more who don't like us.....

  . http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=14424&site=3

  closer

  Mean People Produce
  Little Mean People
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  Yerusalyim

  Eyebrow,

  You go ahead and be the mastermind, I'll be your lacky!

  YERUSALYIM
  "Vanity! It's my favorite sin!"
  [Al Pacino as Satan, in "DEVIL'S ADVOCATE"]
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  Eyebrow

  Right now I am plotting to highjack an M&M shipment...