Dont you know none of this is real, were all hooked up to the matrix. We are in cyberspace.
Is Rollerdave for real?
by RollerDave 28 Replies latest jw friends
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changeling
If the "apostatruck" is not real I'm outta here!!!!
changeling
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Gopher
I was a Roller-agnostic lately, because I hadn't heard from Roller D. But then last night my cell phone rang, and it showed Dave's name and number. I was suspicious. I answered anyhow. It was his voice, and he actually responded to questions I asked.
I returned to the realm of a Roller D believer.
Now as for MrsRoller, RollerDaughter and Frodo (a certain purported friend of the family), all I can say is either they are real, or Dave has some very realistic holograms projecting through his livingroom. The dog was real though. He bumped into my leg.
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RollerDaughter
I hope Rollerdave is real! if he's not real then where the heck did i come from?!
lolol :)
If the "apostatruck" is not real I'm outta here!!!!
Changeling - stay! its real i swear! i ride to work in it quite frequently! >_>
I returned to the realm of a Roller D believer.
Gopher, Welcome back!! lol
Angie
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emy the infidel
>>Character On>> I say there is no way he is real! This is just a prole, a puppet of the evil BushCheneyHalliburtonWarforOil administration! Look at his posts, if you don't believe it! He's an enemy of The People(tm) and a Thought Criminal(tm)>>Character Off.
Roller Dave, You're as real as they come and an important balance herein.
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Sad emo
I hope Rollerdave is real! if he's not real then where the heck did i come from?!
Aha! Modern day proof of a virgin birth LOL!!
Dave - if you could just send me a copy of your birth certificate plus two current utility bills with your full name and address on them, that would be sufficient proof for me...
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nvrgnbk
>>Character On>> I say there is no way he is real! This is just a prole, a puppet of the evil BushCheneyHalliburtonWarforOil administration! Look at his posts, if you don't believe it! He's an enemy of The People(tm) and a Thought Criminal(tm)>>Character Off.
Roller Dave, You're as real as they come and an important balance herein.
I think the very lovely emy is really Rush Limbaugh's sister.
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dawg
He's too tall, too tan, and too good looking.
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JK666
Good question!
Questions are good, especially after we all got shafted recently. Remember, Descartes full quote is as follows:
"I question, I think, therefore I am."
So what about Dave & the Rollers? Are they real? He even sent me a PM last night! Could it be that I am attractive and single, and he wants to send me fluffy things?
No, I don't think so. Some shit you can't make up. Dave is a friend, even though I never met him. I will call you sometime, thanks for the offer!
But, just in case I am wrong, I don't swing that way! Keep the fluffy things.
JK
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TheSilence
He has to be real... otherwise where did that damn ear go?
Jackie