1. Because its not the true religion if there even is one.
2. Because its depressing.
3. Because i've got better things to do.
4. Because i've already lost 6 years of my life to it and don't want to loose anymore.
5. Because i can't stand all the pretense involved in it.
6. Because i don't want to worship the Watchtower the Bible's version of God.
7. Because i don't want to give anymore money to a book publishing company.
8. Because i can't stand the overbearing amount of control it has over your life.
9. Because i'm sick of wearing suits.
10. Because i'm sick of giving ungrateful whingeing arseholes lifts to the KH.
11. I hated doorbashing every Sunday morning.
12. Because i'm sick of hearing all the gossiping & backstabbing.
13. Because it's not true Christianity.
14. Because i'm enjoying my life too much as it is now.
15. Because i just love black pudding.
16. And i love getting pissed
16. And suits never suited me anyway
17. And i'd rather worship Liverpool FC. Wayyyheyyyyyyyyy.