Do you you change scented Butt cleaners between the kisses from the flock?
Ask an elder a question
by JH 21 Replies latest jw friends
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JH
Dear God, I repent and shouldn't have started this thread that exposes the elders integrity....
Please forgive me cause I'm drinking another labatt blue
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Pioneer Spit...oh, i mean Spirit
Do you take it in the butt sir? or Do you engage in the oral pleasures with the elderette at home? Come on, I won't tell anyone. . .
or even, Did you report all of your income last year bub?
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5thGeneration
Brother Elder,
Have you masturbated since you were appointed and, if so, do you realize that it disqualifies you from serving?
Come on, tell the truth!
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primitivegenius
do you force people to tell you their sexual "sins" in detail just to turn yourself on?
how many pedophiles have you helped cover up?
have you ever looked in the congregations records of JC's just to get a thrill?
have you ever lied to the co/do? about what?
ahhh the list goes on
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The Oracle
Have you ever had oral sex?
If so, why are you still serving?
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sass_my_frass
'Beer mate?'
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worldtraveller
Why do witnesses deny pyramidology in the creation of JW's when there is a pyramid on top of Russell's grave? As a matter of fact, why deny all the truths uncovered here?
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Hortensia
Excuse me, would you mind moving? You're in my way.
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Magick
have you ever...
seen a rated r movie?
looked at porn?
fudged the numbers on your "time" sheet
made an obscene phone call to a hot sister in the hall?
gotten stinking drunk?
abused perscription meds?
pretended to donate to the world wide work?
stole money from the contribution box?
cheated on your taxes?
commited adultery in your mind?
masturbated?
smoked a cigarette?
disagreed with the watchtower?
had a hard on during a meeting?
was gluttonous?
drank the memorial wine after the memorial?
lied to save face?
pretended to knock at a door?
left the meeting early so that no one would ask you a favor?
fallen asleep so hard during an assembly you snored out loud?
used foul language?
screamed at your wife and children?
called your wife and children derogatory names like stupid, idiot etc.?
wanted a blow job?
given a blow job?
stuck a booger under a kingdom hall or assembly chair?
ok ok.....i'm delirious, i have to stop lol