Someone Just Asked Me to Marry Him! (page 2)

Magick

He asked me too..... aren't we blessed by Jehover

damn, and i thought i was special LOL

aquagirl

where does he want you to send the check?

anewme

Oh yes, he will want some money so he can come to see you.

Scam.

There are pretty JW girls where he comes from Im sure.

MadTiger

Con artists will become whatever you want.

JWs, Anglicans, Voodoo priests, etc.

Scully

hello sister ,
hope to find you in good health am a Jehovah wittness xxxxxx by name i saw your profile, am single looking for a Good Jehovahs wittness sister to be my life patiner, am black African If u are in trested please contact me here to see my pictures [email protected], or call me +xxxxxxxx

Translation:

I want an obedient ~~slave~~ woman who will help me illegally immigrate to the United States, wait on me hand and foot, provide for me financially, and whose religion won't allow her to divorce me when I beat her or intimidate her with threats. I am have a big d*ck too.

eclipse

Tell him you only accept applications for dating, from men have the following basic qualifications:

must have an IQ of minimum 120,

must have a minimum annual salary of $XX,XXX legally employed or business owner

and who is already a citizen of your country

Sounds like a scam, but I have an older brother who has probably asked hundreds of women all over the circuit to marry him. He is one horny sonofab**** and has been obsessed with marriage and sex since his mid to late 20's. Of course the false provides no outlet for him so he just goes absolutely bonkers with desperation at any social gathering. He's developed such a reputation that I couldn't throw a stone in an assembly hall without hitting half a dozen women he's proposed to, and just about every JW who's been in the church in Michigan in the last ten years knows who he is. His reputation is so widespread that with EVERYONE I meet it's always the same scenario:

Stranger: "Smithfield, smithfield (not my real last name btw)....I think I know that name...are you by any chance related to MICHAEL Smithfield? (not my brother's name either)?"
Me: *sigh* "yes, he's my half-brother"
Stranger: *proceeds to tell thoroughly embarrassing new story about my brother's behavior that incredibly enough is more over-the-top than the last one I've heard*

I wouldn't be surprised if at least a dozen people on this board have had an encounter with the tall, hyper, horny brother from West Michigan.

hillary_step

Scully,

I want an obedient ~~slave~~ woman who will help me illegally immigrate to the United States, wait on me hand and foot, provide for me financially, and whose religion won't allow her to divorce me when I beat her or intimidate her with threats. I am have a big d*ck too.

lol...Very good.

A shortened version could be:

Are you a desperate dumb-ass? Then marry me.

HS

Someone Just Asked Me to Marry Him!

freeme