what song best describes your sex life

by karter 65 Replies latest jw friends

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    Love's Been A Little Bit Hard on Me -- Juice Newton

  • tnangel73
    tnangel73

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    Hello darkness, my old friend,
    Ive come to talk with you again,
    Because a vision softly creeping,
    Left its seeds while I was sleeping,
    And the vision that was planted in my brain
    Still remains
    Within the sound of silence.

    In restless dreams I walked alone
    Narrow streets of cobblestone,
    neath the halo of a street lamp,
    I turned my collar to the cold and damp
    When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of
    A neon light
    That split the night
    And touched the sound of silence.

    And in the naked light I saw
    Ten thousand people, maybe more.
    People talking without speaking,
    People hearing without listening,
    People writing songs that voices never share
    And no one deared
    Disturb the sound of silence.

    Fools said i,you do not know
    Silence like a cancer grows.
    Hear my words that I might teach you,
    Take my arms that I might reach you.
    But my words like silent raindrops fell,
    And echoed
    In the wells of silence

    And the people bowed and prayed
    To the neon God they made.
    And the sign flashed out its warning,
    In the words that it was forming.
    And the signs said, the words of the prophets
    Are written on the subway walls
    And tenement halls.
    And whisperd in the sounds of silence.

  • RisingEagle
    RisingEagle

    If I had my way:

    "Touch me in the morning" Diana Ross

    "Afternoon Delight" Starland Vocal Band

    "Tonight, Tonight, Tonight" Genesis

    Unfortunately, it's more like:

    "Don't get around much anymore" Duke Ellington

  • JK666
    JK666

    Dedicated to my favorite Zappa admirer

    DIRTY LOVE - FRANK ZAPPA

    Give me
    Your dirty love
    Like you might surrender
    To some dragon in your dreams
    Give me
    Your dirty love
    Like a pink donation
    To the dragon in your dreams
    I don't need your sweet devotion
    An' I don't want your cheap emotion
    Whip me up some dragon lotion
    For your dirty love
    Your dirty love
    Give me
    Your dirty love
    Like some tacky little pamphlet
    In your daddy's bottom drawer
    Give me
    Your dirty love
    I don't believe you never seen
    His book before
    I don't need no consolation
    I don't want your reservation
    I only got one destination
    An' that's your dirty love
    Your dirty love
    Give me
    Your dirty love
    Just like your mama
    Make her fuzzy poodle do
    (Oh, Frenchie . . . )
    Give me
    Your dirty love
    The way your mama
    Make that nasty poodle chew
    I'll ignore your cheap aroma
    And your little-bo-peep diploma
    I'll just put you in a coma
    With some dirty love
    Some dirty love
    That dirty love
    That dirty love
    THE POODLE BITES!
    (Come on, Frenchie)
    THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
    (Snap it!)
    THE POODLE BITES!
    (Come on, Frenchie)
    THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
    (Snap it!)
    THE POODLE BITES!
    (Come on, Frenchie)
    THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
    (Snap it!)
    THE POODLE BITES!
    (Come on, Frenchie)
    THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
    (Not a speck of cereal!)
    THE POODLE BITES!
    (Come on, Frenchie)
    THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
    (Nothing but the best for my dog!)
    THE POODLE BITES!
    (Come on, Frenchie)
    THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
    (Come on!)
    THE POODLE BITES!
    (Come on, Frenchie)
    THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
    (Little paws sticking up!)
    THE POODLE BITES!
    (Little curly hairs!)
    THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
    (Little curly hairs!)

    JK

  • HalfWayThere
    HalfWayThere

    Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Love

  • new boy
    new boy

    "Brake On Through To The Other Side".....The Doors

  • Jringe01
    Jringe01

    Love Machine...yeah the same disco hit they used in those Duracell commercials.

  • ninja
    ninja

    "I might as well face it I'm a dickhead in love".....robert palmer

  • triplestrength
    triplestrength

    Can't think of a song for me but Ninja that was sooo funny there are tears running down my face!

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    lol

    One is the Loneliest Number- Three Dog Night.

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