crunch, crunch...um, John? What's in this dip? Dare I ask, looks around the room....
rofl- I read this after seeing that picture of the kitty litter. Stay away from the dip...
welcome to the halloween party
by John Doe 99 Replies latest jw friends
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misanthropic
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changeling
Awww misa, that's so sweet of you!
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changeling
Wow! This kitty litter cake is awesome!
I had no idea what I was missing out on all these years!
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momzcrazy
I am glad you like it.
The decorations are spooky! Are those real spiders up there?
Who wants a chocolate cake shot?
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John Doe
Would you like an autographed copy?
Why, I would be delighted!
Btw, if something is squirming in the cauldron, let me know. Living things ruin the broth, so to speak.
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John Doe
Thistles, bristles,
Burns and whiskers.
Take one drink,
but watch the chiggers
Matches light
breaths exhale
Itch of bugs
You're blown to hell.
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John Doe
I have my hot tub/spa in the basement if anyone would care for a dip. I've just had Brutus spit shine it clean and polish it with fresh kitten fur. It should be ready to go. I hope you like the fragrance I've chosen for the water. Let me know if you can guess what it is.
I should, however, warn you that clothing is optional, and I only go tubbing in the nude, so please try to restrain yourselves should you decide to join me. Cheers!
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misanthropic
lol, JD you are a funny guy.
I only go tubbing in the nude
really? this surprises me because I could have sworn last time you had on a fur coat ;-p -
delilah
I should, however, warn you that clothing is optional, and I only go tubbing in the nude, so please try to restrain yourselves should you decide to join me. Cheers!
um, well, I'm invisible, remember? I'll sneak in and out of that hot-tub unnoticed...
it smells like, sniff....is that eau de freshly butchered bovine?
Who wants a chocolate cake shot?
I'll try that...sounds good....thanx. throws the shot back....mmm,
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