I used a few volumes to prop up the leg of an old couch down in our rec room but that pissed off my wife to no end.
I started up the fireplace on a cold winter day and started feeding them in. I was AMAZED that they burnt. I kind of thought that jehobah might have stepped in and protected them.
I was a little pissed off that he didn't clear up the fly ash by the use of ANTIMATTERâ„¢ or one of those really high tech ways that freddy franz used to ramble on about.
Some of my Wife's old books I stored for her in a box marked OBSOLETE BOOKS. I think she noticed but so far has not said a word about it.