Besides JWs Being "The Happiest People On Earth", What Else Are They?

by minimus 15 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    They are actors, fibbers, living a lie.

  • Mr Ben
    Mr Ben

    Jehoobers are…. Keepers of the Holy Hatred of Jehooby!

    Not for this group the wide and easy road of Love Thy Neighbour or even thy enemy! No! Wide and easy is that road that leads to destruction! No! Jehooby's pure people practice the pure Hate as practiced by their God Jehooby. Jehoobers hate their neighbour and pray for Jehooby to show His Divine Pure Hatred by slaughtering everyone wholesale with glee and without compassion, no, not even for the virgin and the little child – so pure is the hatred of Jehooby! Jehoobers seek to imitate their Father’s example and practice pure hatred from morning ‘till night, wishing a bomb could be made to massacre only non-Jehoobers, planning which house they will have after Jehooby the Hater sends invincible angels to slaughter slaughter slaughter…….. Yes narrow and cramped is this road! slaughter slaughter slaughter…….. And look no-one else on earth practices such pure Hatred so they must be on the narrow road Ok well maybe Al Qaeda slaughter slaughter slaughter…….. Oh let your day of pure Hatred come oh Jehooby! slaughter slaughter slaughter…….. hate hate slaughter slaughter slaughter…….. for our God is the God of hatred, war, pestilence, revenge, jealousy, rage and more hatred slaughter slaughter slaughter…….. Upcoming District Convention convention entitled Imitate Pure Hatred .... slaughter slaughter slaughter..... mothers giving birth will be sacrificed hatred slaughter slaughter slaughter……..

    You know, when you put it like that something just doesn’t sound right. Now, I wonder what it is….

  • Maddie
    Maddie

    They are lost

    Maddie

  • jacethespace
    jacethespace

    Pius and living in self denial.

  • JH
    JH

    The happiest people in heaven ?

  • minimus
    minimus

    doofiest

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