Don't leave Jehovah's table (page 4)

Priest73

well. he always made me sit at the kids table...

Priest73

well. he always made me sit at the kids table...

Rabbit

The FDS bountiful spiritual feast killed my JW mother a few years ago (no blood transfusion).

Spiritual Food Poisoning ...and they're still serving the same spoiled shit today.

Satans little helper

Come over to the dark side..... we have cookies :)

That was on some of the tee shirts of the apostababes from the Texas apostafest, made me chuckle.

Sirona

Jehovah's table? Is that in Jehovah's Arms (the pub just outside Jerusalem)? (Rumour has it thats where he met the great harlot in the first place! )

Or it might be the one they set up for picnics in Jehovah's Fold?

But it could be the table in the board room of Jehovah's People (recruitment agency) or Jehovah's Will and Jehovah's Judgement (branches of his law firm)?

or is it the table under which Jehovah's Holy Living Creatures reside (they catch the scraps)?

I'm pretty sure there is also a design table at Jehovah's Direction - the internet based route-finder company (which takes you only on the narrow roads)

There are lots of tables in Jehovah's heavenly abode.....

They need to be more specific!