Toilet Paper OR Corn Cob

by horrible life 12 Replies latest jw friends

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  horrible life

  When going to the bathroom, restroom, powder-room, privy or outhouse, Please tell us what you use.....

  toilet paper, 1ply or 2 ply
  How many sheets?
  How many times?

  Corn Cob Dried corn cob
  Fresh, without corn
  Fresh, with corn
  
  Sears catalog, or any catalog, which pictures do you use first
  outer clothing pictures
  toys
  tools
  small appliances eg. mixers, toasters, irons
  large appliances eg, washers, refrigerators, Televisions
  under clothing, or can you not bare to use these pages
  
  
  
  Please don't answer these questions, it just really struck me as hilarious how we can have threads, such as

  1. Do you wash your hands after going to the bathroom
  2. Soap only or washcloth
  3. Bath or Shower

  So, I had to make my own thread. sorry couldn't resist.
  
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  Gopher

  I know, it's funny. There are so many possibilities.

  Vegetables -- do you use canned or frozen?

  Whipped cream -- out of a tub or out of a spray can?

  Toilet paper -- over the roll or under the roll?

  Bathroom reading -- Reader's Digest or the Daytext book?
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  Bumble Bee

  Bathroom reading -- Reader's Digest or the Daytext book?

  Oh definately the Reader's Digest. The Daytext book is in the cupboard, just in case, you know, you run out of TP and there aren't any corn cobs left!
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  erynw

  The post "Does the Watchtower get you through the night" really has helped me to cut down on toilet paper expense. It has certainly gotten me through many tp-less days.
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  Quentin

  Hehhehheh...well now, I've used Sears & Roebuck...trick is to roll the page in a ball, rub it around between your palms...gives the page a "soft texture"...

  The old fifties wt pages made good rolling paper....
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  John Doe

  Proper corn cob wiping requires two reds and one white. First, you use a red one. Then, you use a white one to see if you need to use the other red one. ;-)
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  knock knock

  Very nice Horrible Life! lol I was thinking also how ridiculous it's getting to be and your topic is perfect.
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  serendipity

  This brought back memories of my frugal father. For some reason TP prices went up in late 1973 or early 1974 and he decided it was too expensive. He had us cut up squares of newspaper to use instead. My younger sister and brother threw it in the toilet by habit and clogged the toilet multiple times on the first day, which Mom had to deal with since Dad was working. When he got home, she told him in no uncertain terms that we were going back to TP no matter what it cost.
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  little man

  corn cobb John Wayne toilet paper never took no shit off no indian wash hands before going to bathroom so they were clean
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  primitivegenius

  oh come on people............ you know you had tons and tons of those stupid magazines that the cult hq wanted you to peddle.................... they are piled up................. so my sage words of advice...............

  use a backissue to wipe your backside