Mullet Haircuts

skeeter1

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/

This website asks people to send in pictures of people seen on the street who have a mullet style haircut. The website classifies the mullethead & matches the various personalities associated with them.

(For the record, Skeeter had a version of the Mullet in 1982/1983. It was a time in my life I try to forget.)

A riot, a laugh, very, very true. It classifies all the different types/personalities of mulletheads. Here is #24

24. grizzledmullet:

Union worker.

Pissed off.

Nice mullet.

Very nice mullet.

Looks as if some real time, effort, and nurturing went in the extrapolation of this mullet.

Fuck wage slavery.

grizzledmullet was sent in by a lawyer from Seattle.

Mulletude: 8

Aggressiveness: 5

Hobbies:maintaining his mane.

Sightings: The Midwest, Arena Rock Shows.

FavoriteBand: Kenny Rogers.

skeeter1

26. redrobinmullet: A subspecies of mulleticusrattailicusfeminis, the red robin mullet displays her vibrant mane when in search of a mate.

Other times of the year, her mullet is drab and gray, but if you see one at the right time of the year, you're in for a treat.

Mulletude: 8

Aggressiveness: 6

Hobbies: power lunches, terminating employees.

Sightings: sushi bars.

FavoriteBand: Styx.

megsmomma

My sister and her friend got their hair dressing liscence's in Oklahoma.....They said people requested these hair cuts ALL THE TIME!!

They would say "ya know....Business in the front, Party in the back!"

SacrificialLoon

Haha. People still say that? "Oklahoma. Where it's 1989 all the time!"

skeeter1

ya know....Business in the front, Party in the back!"

They got Party written all over them. And, it's not a brie and wine party, either.

Sorry, no business style...unless you're a porn star, bullrider, wanna-be "Midnight Ball" drums player.

Skeeter

lisavegas420

oooo...funny this should come up.

Last week, I took my oldest granddaughter out and bought her some cute clothes for school. You know, just the two of us shopping and some girl time. When I took her home we, g-daughter (10) and I was showing her mommy all her cute new clothes. .........My daugher looked at me and said, ...no not thankyou...but "The boy really needs his hair cut, maybe you can take him out next time."

I was just a little pissed off. Not that I expected her to kiss my ass or anything, but a simple thank you would have been nice. ungrateful'lilbrat..anyway..

Well...I've decided......I'm going to take the boy out, and get his hair cut, in a mullet. That's right.... She won't forget to say thankyou next time.

lisa

Mullet Haircuts

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