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watson

I feel for you I havent been for minute and probably never will go again. I just not that 45 minutes is the longest time of my short life.

You have obviously been to too many public talks.

the life savers were ok.you can kinda make a game outta how long they last in yer mouth..oh,i didnt know.i thought that like,um,every hall gets the same talk at about the same time like the watchtower studies..hmm..i still liked the gay guys talk.he was smoooooth as silk and a fab dresser!!!!if i go again and on the ososlim chance that itll be a less than spine tingling talk,what ways do you all have of passing time?ive counted tiles,and underlined randon words in the bible...in the blueprint in the back of my bible,was a plan for somebody or the others tabelnacle..they forgot to put the bathrooms in..i redid the bluepprint and added a greatroom and a nice view of gehenna...

aquagirl

Also!!!!i found a scripture that says something like,um,if you are caught urinating against a wall,that your line will be damned...ive marked it but my bible is out in the cah"..its samuel,i think...very very weird..some danged strange stuff in that there bible...

Gopher

Aquagirl, you asked for a good way to pass time at the meeting.

For your meeting pleasure, here's a classic post -- Play "Bullshit Bingo" !! http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/27457/1.ashx

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and assemblies? Here's a way to change all of
that.
1. Before (or during) the next meeting, prepare your "Bull$hit Bingo" card by drawing a square -- I find that 5" x
5" is a good size. Divide the card into columns -- five across and five down.
That will give you 25 one-inch blocks.
2. Write
one of the following words/phrases in each block:
faithful and discreet slave
meetings
Jehovah
wait on Jehovah
apostacy
field service
theocratic arrangment
subjection
do more
Governing Body
loyal ones
Armageddon
Great Tribulation
paradise
Hebrews 10:24,25
spirit directed
disfellowshipped
brothers
spirit directed
pioneering
elders
those taking the lead
preach
demons
3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one
of those words/phrases.
4. When you get five blocks horizontally,
vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULL$hiT!"
Testimonials
from satisfied "Bull$hit Bingo" players:
* "I had been in the meeting for
only five minutes when I won." --Jack W., Boston
* "My attention span at
meetings has improved dramatically." --David D., Florida
* "What a gas!
Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win." --Bill R., New York
City
* "The atmosphere was tense in the last service meeting as 14 of us
waited for the fifth box." --Ben G., Denver
* "At the Circuit Assembly, the speaker was stunned as
eight of us screamed 'BULL$**T!' for the third time in two hours." --Kathleen
L., Atlanta
Bingo

choosing life

Gopher,

That's hilarious! I am getting some good mental pictures. Wouldn't that be fun to do?

By the way, I didn't mean every cong. hears the same talk. Whoever scheduled the talks in my cong. was not very good at it because we often heard the same ones over and over out of those 100 outlines. Theoretically, you shouldn't need to hear the same one for about 2 years.

Gopher

Whoever scheduled the talks in my cong. was not very good at it because we often heard the same ones over and over out of those 100 outlines. Theoretically, you shouldn't need to hear the same one for about 2 years.

Yeah, that's what you'd think. There are a few outlines (like the one on the Trinity) that aren't given very often any more. Some other outlines are not very popular with those giving the talks.

Also, I understand that the talk-scheduler has latitude to pick subjects that he (or the congregation elders) believes their hall needs to hear.

heathen

They've always said stuff like that and I don't know where they actually find a miserable millionaire , unless maybe some with health problems .Certainly none with money problems . They look so miserable driving those high dollar cars and going on vacation whenever they feel like it ......jeeze

WTWizard

That is why I call them wastefests. I have heard talks that proclaim that people are happiest in borderline poverty conditions, which I have a hard time believing. I personally believe that people are at their happiest when all their needs are bountifully provided for. People cannot be happiest when they are worried about whether they are going to make rent that month. People are not happiest when they are starved for sex or constantly badgered to do ever more for field circus. People are not happy when they are constantly told that they are not doing enough, no matter what they do. People are not happy when they have tons of unnecessary and stupid rules.

That was yet another good one to blow off. No, it was the Puketower that is in every Kingdumb Hell and not the Public Wastefest. The Public Wastefest rotates between around 150 outlines, which means you will hear them every 3 years (and they are so similar that they might as well be the same).

aquagirl

i agree...the folks in mental institutions,that are medicated to the hilt,also are 'happy'.{see one flew over the cookoos nest}{sp?}.i love the bingo..what a hoot!!!i might try it,but will probably not do the shout..hehhehhheh..you are totaly right tho,its the SAME phrases over and over again...

DublDipd

Gopher.....LMFAO!!!!!!!! Thanks for the belly laughs!! CLASSIC

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