Imaginary Elections- What JWD Poster Would Be President/ Vice President ? (page 5)

5go

5go for President, just because I'd like to see a know-it-all put in a position where he had to be actually responsible for everything he said. He could have a contest on youtube to be his running mate.

Nah, I am more of a Karl Rove behind the scenes guy. Hey, Nvr need any help running for office!

The last time I checked didn't Rush try to defend Bush when people claimed he needed to be held repsonsible for some thing. I thought Rush said some thing along the lines of that it shows leadership to do what the people at large hate. Especialy when it is for their own good, or some thing like that.

Besides, it would suck for you if I actualy fixed some problems in office.

JeffT

Nah, wouldn't suck. I might die of surprise.

Whatever are you people going to talk about when Bush is out of office? You can't even post on a fluff thread with out bringing up him and Rush.

SWALKER

JeffT...we can all have dreams, can't we?????

Swalker

hillary_step

Jeff,

Whatever are you people going to talk about when Bush is out of office?

Well, we can discuss the chat show that President Bush will then be running with Kermit the Frog as producer and a lump of fetid lard as the brain.

HS

flipper

Hey guys and gals ! Your rapt attention please! This news item just came in! Be the first to hear about it ! Blake Seeley for president. Carl Hernz for vice president . They are running on the ticket called , " The MPD ticket ". Multiple personality disorder ticket ! All atheists and theists invited ! Peace out, Mr. Flipper pretend campaign manager

5go

Nah, wouldn't suck. I might die of surprise.
Whatever are you people going to talk about when Bush is out of office? You can't even post on a fluff thread with out bringing up him and Rush.

Tell me what has Rush said and you guys have been saying about Clinton sence he left office. Pack back is a b*****

flipper

Anything Rush Limbaugh says in my opinion has not much validity. He appears to be a big windbag, imho. Peace out, Mr. Flipper

JK666

I would like to thank Mr Flipper for his nomination. Oomp would be a great choice as VP. Hell, I could pull a Bush and take a four year vacation, and let the VP Oompa make all the decisions, and shoot whoever he wants with his shotgun.

And I could start a war with any country I don't like. I can't think of any right now, but they better be careful not to piss me off!

Lava lights in Air Force 1. Stripper poles in the Oval office. Monica Lewinsky under the desk. Legalize marijuana. Tax the hell out of religion for the hell of it!

We will start the Party party. Rock the vote, 2008! Oompa, get the jet ready!

JK

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JK666

Maybe we will attack Switzerland. They are smug and rich, and since they are neutral, they will never expect it.

JK for President 2008.

flipper

JK- Sounds like your administration is ready to roll ! one word of caution though ! Ya might want to think twice about giving Oompa a rifle or shotgun with that hump on his back. Might not be able to get out of his own way and shoot himself ! Stripper poles in the white house! Wow! Gives a whole new meaning to the term " Don't bother me . I'm under advisement from my cabinet members ". Have fun with it bro, promises to be the most decadent presidency yet ! Maybe you could appoint Bill Clinton as a goodwill ambassador to Holland or something. The Danish always need good stroking

Imaginary Elections- What JWD Poster Would Be President/ Vice President ?

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