I hint for me: I love anything to do with wicca/pagan things....candles.....Actually, I love about anything!!
shelley
Shell, one of the jokes I do for my stand-up comedy act is based on you. Well, on the Wicca thing.
I do a bit on how I don't date that much (I know, cliche). Anyway, after a couple jokes I then say, "but I finally did go on a date last week. It was with this wiccan lady. It was kind of weird though. Before the date, she drew a pentagram in the floor and lit a bunch of candles. I asked her why and she said it was to cast out evil spirits." Then I pause for a couple of seconds and say, "So, if any of you know her, let her know I made it home OK, because she's probably wondering what happened to me. Poof!"
It usually gets quite a few laughs.