Half Price Christmas Trees!

by new boy 15 Replies latest jw experiences

  • new boy
    new boy

    I'm selling Christmas trees this year.....Why not what else would anyone expect from a Apostate in Portland Oregon....That will give some of my XJW friends something to talk about....

    Anyway if you want a Christmas tree at COST, come see me. Any tree on the lot half price. One of my best friends grows and sells trees. He has 4 retail lots and sells them wholesale around the world. He is giving me my own lot. Nobles, Douglas & Grand firs, Garlands and Wreaths.

    My lot will be open on November 28. 2007. Adress 3615 N.E. Broadway Portland....Free Hot Apple Cider, Dean Martin and Frank Sinarta singing Christmas Music!...and the best prices on trees in town...

    Just say the pass word "Nohovah"....Thats what my grand daughter calls Jehovah!

    Cheers and Merry Christmas...

  • Gilberto
    Gilberto

    Good luck!

    We bought our first one last year (artificial though).

    edited To add : Merry Xmas to you

  • new boy
    new boy

    Shame on you Gilberto....

    There is nothing better then a "live" tree....the look...the wonderful smell...

    Plus trees are renewable resourse....where as "Fake" trees are made out of petroleum....and we all know there is only so much of that stuff around....LOL

    Either way my friend.....enjoy your Christmas!

  • noni1974
    noni1974

    I really really would not want a real tree.I'm afraid of spiders and I know spiders live in trees and bushes.Plus I hate the smell of pine.And my cats would eat the damn thing anyway.

    I bought a tree last year after Christmas for half price.I paid 15.00 for it.It is pre strung with lights.

    Good luck with the tree lot.I know many people love real trees and don't mind the spiders.

  • TheSilence
    TheSilence

    I *love* real trees for Christmas and won't have anything else. I would be happy to come buy from you... but something makes me think you probably don't offer free delivery to St. Louis.

    Oh, well. Merry Christmas anyway and good luck with your venture!

    Jackie

  • new boy
    new boy

    Noni 1974

    Sweet heart.....your scaring away my customers....

    I have worked for many years on tree lots and NEVER have I seen a spider...not one, on Christmas trees in Oregon....maybe in Ohio the spiders live in the trees...?

    Plus everyone knows that cats eating Christmas trees is GOOD for them...It kills their worms...and worms are way more gross (specially when you see them coming out of a cat's rear end) then spiders are any day..

    Anyway Noni...have a wonderful Christmas...and don't step on any worms...LOL

  • noni1974
    noni1974

    You should ask Awake&Watching how I react around spiders.

    I know spiders live in trees and bushes because I see spider webs in them all the time.

    I said good luck with selling the trees.I know there are people out there who don't mind spiders in there tree.

    As for cleaning my cats butts out.My vet does a good job when she gives the cats de-wormer.I don't think eating pine needles will help my cats pooping at all.

  • truthsearcher
    truthsearcher

    I think there is something quite ironic about a former Witness selling Christmas trees. It would make a good article for a magazine. Care to be interviewed by me sometime?

  • Elyse867
    Elyse867

    I wish I lived in Portland. :(

  • PEC
    PEC
    As for cleaning my cats butts out.My vet does a good job when she gives the cats de-wormer.I don't think eating pine needles will help my cats pooping at all.

    Noni, I keep telling you need to keep it down to 9-10 cats, or people will start to think, you are one of those cat hoarders'.

    Philip

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