My life used to be so non-stuff! (Guy-grumping)

by onacruse 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • onacruse
    onacruse

    When I was a bachelor, I had a very simple life: a bed, a TV, a computer, a stereo, and a couch. No storage rooms, no closets full of stuff: everything I owned was straightforward and functional.

    Now? Well, bikerchic is having me haul around all these boxes and totes and piles of stuff for Christmas, and I swear we must have about 47,000 tons of stuff that even she doesn't know where some of the stuff came from.

    It must be genetic.

  • Gregor
    Gregor

    Stuff is good. You must start accepting stuff . If you think you have too much stuff what you're really acknowledging is that you need more room to put stuff. Get more stuff storage. You can rent stuff storage space for quite a reasonable price considering that it allows you to get more stuff and keep it secure and out of the weather. By the way, this is a good time of the year to buy stuff and give it to other people so they can be happy. You may also get stuff given to you! It's all good!

    Surely you're not an ascetic? Websters: 1: practicing strict self-denial as a measure of personal and especially spiritual discipline.

  • Undecided
    Undecided

    My wife has stuff everywhere. The attic may come crashing down any day now.

    Ken P.

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    It's not just females. My husband was a hoarder - hundreds of T-shirts and shorts and pairs of shoes and dozens of boxes of books and thousands of bottles of lotion and oil and creams and herbs. And furniture - my god, the furniture. And boxes of newspapers and magazines, and years worth of meds he never took. It had taken me all year to clear it out - I am just now getting down to the last dozen boxes of crap.

  • bikerchic
    bikerchic

    LOL oh honey just deal with it!

    It must be genetic.

    Everyone knows women are in charge of "stuff". Men get to haul it around for us.That's why we love strong men!

  • HappyDad
    HappyDad

    Craig,

    You need a little comedy relief about now. Have you ever heard George Carlin's routine about "STUFF"?

    Here it is! Have fun watching.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvgN5gCuLac

    HappyDad

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    oh, my goodness, I had forgotten about his routine about "stuff." It's very funny

  • onacruse
    onacruse

    Well, now, HappyDad, there ya go and make me have to get out more stuff.

    I'm setting up my computer, and don't have all the media installed yet...but I have it all stashed away somewhere here (shuffling, shuffling...rather like OUTLAW's penguins) LOL

  • Warlock
    Warlock

    Hell, I could have told you that, but you never would have listened anyway.

    That's the price you pay for free sex.

    Warlock

  • Crafty Lady
    Crafty Lady

    Maybe it is genetic. Men were the hunters. Women were the "gatherers." And wow, can we gather.

    Crafty

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